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Fandom Radio: Friday, April 28th.
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somethingwithturquoiseWell, everyone. This is definitely going to be one of those radios, because if you haven't figured it out yet, Fandom's being Fandom again and we've got a bunch of weird violent animals attacking and a bunch of people turning into weird violent animals. Including your usual host, allegedly, despite the fact that squirrels don't actually have any notes about that. Seems a little sus, if you ask me, but whatever, I'm here and still not a weird sloth or squirrel or capybara, apparently, so let's just get to the news so you can keep track of whose turned into what and maybe we can figure this out.
Right.
So.
No School because break, except for the library, where Belle was researching, and no Dorms, because either nothing noteworthy happened there or the porg intern was rampaging through the town instead, I have no idea.
So, of course, everything happened in the Town. People getting attacked and turned into angry little...or not so little...beasties. Like Ulysses in the park. Steve with the tattoos had to deal with Danny being an angry, loud gopher again at the trooper station, who did eventually escape with the help of a weregoosed Ralph. Scott found himself newly a wereanteater at the Magic Box and Amaya's morning was interrupted by turning into a wererabbit. Boc, however, successfully hid from the beasts attacking Pixie Dust, which, honestly? No offense, dude, but that's kind of a shame, I'd be really curious to see how that turned out.
Margo and Eliot complained about the sun and having to carry their own bags and talked with Jon about the smoke coming from the diner burning down, but then they had even more problems when a weird [BEEP]ing hyena attacked. And, yeah, you heard that one right, the diner burned down, so that's fun. I guess I should be grateful that all the damage to T&C is internal and emotional, in the case of the cheese panda. I would say at least Stark and I tried to take care of some of it, but considering that Stark let himself be turned into a raccoon, that attempt had definitely failed.
Prompto convinced Liz that maybe all the paperwork at the Photo Hut could wait for when, you know, the island wasn't being attacked by werebeasts turning people into a bunch of more werebeasts, maybe? And Libby was surprised that there weren't more people in the clinic, but, you know, that happens when the people being attacked just turn into more things to attack. Kurt popped in to see if she was alright, though, and apparently there was a lot of hugging and clinging and now glitter.
Thankfully, when enraged and obnoxiously strong animals come out to attack, so do the Fandomites, ready to defend the streets. We are a pretty [BEEP]ing fighty bunch, aren't we? Even if Raiden admitted to Jane that he did sort of feel bad for punching animals. No, Raiden. Don't. Jane also appreciated the size of Gladio's sword...can confirm...while engaging in witty battle banter with him and Ignis, and talked with Cara about how beating werebeasts was both fun and beneficial. Nancy---aww, Nancy! Atta girl!--was out there to get a few shots in and admire Jane's hammer, which...you've got good taste, Nance. Rey is apparently not a fan of this one, and honestly? I'm kind of with you on this one, girl, but, anyway, she also didn't seem to be a fan of Jane's suggestion to put together a spreadsheet for some kidn of Fandom Invasion Tier List.
Apparently Steeeeeve has a new outfit and I have got to see it, ohmygod, there's no way these allegedly helpful squirrel sketches of it is doing it any kind of justice, but apparently, there's no shield, which was fine, because JANE could be his shield. And, oh, cool, it looks like Stark's weird raccoon fanclub broke him out of where I'd safely trapped him in Turtle & Canary so that he could roam the streets and get attacked by Jane's lightning. So that's fun and something I'm probably going to have to deal with today, isn't it? Awesome.
Naturally, Steph was a little antsy at the Magpi--
*insistent chittering*
No, I am not saying it like that! Anyway, Steph, nerd shop, Jane popped in to check on her and they implored the gods or whatever to not give the island any more bright ideas like this one, because, yeah, that always works. Vi was also there to check on Steph and they made promises to try to not turn into weird violent animals, and, honestly? They did pretty good at that, it sounds like, despite the weird violent animals, especially geckos and mice, apparently, best efforts, so well done, you two.
Annie is awesome and zapped the [BEEP] out of some werewarthog that had rampaged around the Devil's Nest, and Gladio came in to check on her and have a little respite from all the fighting with a shirt on, which was, of course, easily the weirdest and most disturbing thing to happen on the island thus far.
But it's only Friday, right, guys?
*SIIIIIIGH*
Anyway, that's the last of the notes. Be carefut out there, be safe, let's all go punch some of our friends turned animals in their furry faces and get this figured out.
**CLICK!**
Right.
So.
No School because break, except for the library, where Belle was researching, and no Dorms, because either nothing noteworthy happened there or the porg intern was rampaging through the town instead, I have no idea.
So, of course, everything happened in the Town. People getting attacked and turned into angry little...or not so little...beasties. Like Ulysses in the park. Steve with the tattoos had to deal with Danny being an angry, loud gopher again at the trooper station, who did eventually escape with the help of a weregoosed Ralph. Scott found himself newly a wereanteater at the Magic Box and Amaya's morning was interrupted by turning into a wererabbit. Boc, however, successfully hid from the beasts attacking Pixie Dust, which, honestly? No offense, dude, but that's kind of a shame, I'd be really curious to see how that turned out.
Margo and Eliot complained about the sun and having to carry their own bags and talked with Jon about the smoke coming from the diner burning down, but then they had even more problems when a weird [BEEP]ing hyena attacked. And, yeah, you heard that one right, the diner burned down, so that's fun. I guess I should be grateful that all the damage to T&C is internal and emotional, in the case of the cheese panda. I would say at least Stark and I tried to take care of some of it, but considering that Stark let himself be turned into a raccoon, that attempt had definitely failed.
Prompto convinced Liz that maybe all the paperwork at the Photo Hut could wait for when, you know, the island wasn't being attacked by werebeasts turning people into a bunch of more werebeasts, maybe? And Libby was surprised that there weren't more people in the clinic, but, you know, that happens when the people being attacked just turn into more things to attack. Kurt popped in to see if she was alright, though, and apparently there was a lot of hugging and clinging and now glitter.
Thankfully, when enraged and obnoxiously strong animals come out to attack, so do the Fandomites, ready to defend the streets. We are a pretty [BEEP]ing fighty bunch, aren't we? Even if Raiden admitted to Jane that he did sort of feel bad for punching animals. No, Raiden. Don't. Jane also appreciated the size of Gladio's sword...can confirm...while engaging in witty battle banter with him and Ignis, and talked with Cara about how beating werebeasts was both fun and beneficial. Nancy---aww, Nancy! Atta girl!--was out there to get a few shots in and admire Jane's hammer, which...you've got good taste, Nance. Rey is apparently not a fan of this one, and honestly? I'm kind of with you on this one, girl, but, anyway, she also didn't seem to be a fan of Jane's suggestion to put together a spreadsheet for some kidn of Fandom Invasion Tier List.
Apparently Steeeeeve has a new outfit and I have got to see it, ohmygod, there's no way these allegedly helpful squirrel sketches of it is doing it any kind of justice, but apparently, there's no shield, which was fine, because JANE could be his shield. And, oh, cool, it looks like Stark's weird raccoon fanclub broke him out of where I'd safely trapped him in Turtle & Canary so that he could roam the streets and get attacked by Jane's lightning. So that's fun and something I'm probably going to have to deal with today, isn't it? Awesome.
Naturally, Steph was a little antsy at the Magpi--
*insistent chittering*
No, I am not saying it like that! Anyway, Steph, nerd shop, Jane popped in to check on her and they implored the gods or whatever to not give the island any more bright ideas like this one, because, yeah, that always works. Vi was also there to check on Steph and they made promises to try to not turn into weird violent animals, and, honestly? They did pretty good at that, it sounds like, despite the weird violent animals, especially geckos and mice, apparently, best efforts, so well done, you two.
Annie is awesome and zapped the [BEEP] out of some werewarthog that had rampaged around the Devil's Nest, and Gladio came in to check on her and have a little respite from all the fighting with a shirt on, which was, of course, easily the weirdest and most disturbing thing to happen on the island thus far.
But it's only Friday, right, guys?
*SIIIIIIGH*
Anyway, that's the last of the notes. Be carefut out there, be safe, let's all go punch some of our friends turned animals in their furry faces and get this figured out.
**CLICK!**