Fandom Radio, Tuesday (3/21)
Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 12:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
That was the Postal Service with "The District Sleeps Alone Tonight" here on WTFH, and what's up this Tuesday morning, Fandom? Steph here, as grateful as always that I get to announce those call letters every week, along with our usual cadre of rodent reporters.
And the porg, of course. Pass me the School notes, bro? Thanks. Starting off with Life Skills, Summer -- so help me Leroy if you even start -- covered what happens when you drink too much and how to try and avoid a hangover the next day. Oh no, consequences! Dwight covered how to survive wild animal attacks in Practical Wilderness Survival, and in Sensory Deprivation Combat Training Ignis sort of focused on the sensory deprivation part and not so much the combat part. In other words, everybody was trying out really aromatic foods without scent to find out how much of their flavor actually comes from the way they smell. Which sounds like a really cool experiment, but I am currently thinking about bacon without the bacon smell and getting kind of sad about it, man, not gonna lie.
In the Dorms... wait, no, that's just some tiny teear blotches on this otherwise blank note.
Sooooooooooooooo Town then? Hell yeah. Prompto was laughing at memes and playing around in Photoshop at the Photo Hut, with a lunchtime visit from Liz and Noctra, as is only right and proper. No word on whether Noctra got the whole concept of the photography memes Prompto was explaining to Liz. If we're talking about actual, literal photography specific memes then she's got a better shot of understanding them than I do.
*rimshot*
Thank you, intern porg. Meanwhile allllllllllllllll of Sakaki's attention at Furnado was taken up by watching one of the cats using a dog as furniture, which, you know what? Legit. Apu was changing all the Turtle and Canary signs into French, and spotlighting anything with French-sounding names, at least until Summer called him out on not actually knowing French. Rosa was emailing a Diaz & Ass. client, and surely no one can blame Eddie-the-first for being suspicious of the Fire Station's relative quiet after all that snake business. Nell had paperwork to deal with at Covent Garden Flowers, and Trooper Station Steve was pretty much begging people to take a bunch of extra soda bread off his hands.
...do you still need help with that, man? Because... just saying.
I brought Vi lunch at the Magpie Emporium, and we talked TV shows and the possibility of being puppets.
*aghast chittering*
Oh. Oh god. If that ends up happening to all of us now that I've mentioned it, I'm sorry. Uh. No offense, Beaker. Connor was taking stock of a bunch of his own stuff at the Museum, and Cutter came in to bring him lunch and pick his brain a little bit about upcoming lesson plans. Also there were possible future date ideas getting floated here? And now there's a squirrel throwing glitter around.
Jane was side-eyeing Tino and his beets -- that will absolutely not be my next band name, thank you -- at Caritas, and assuring Summer -- stop it, Leroy -- that the Irish Rose special didn't actually taste like them, they were just there to make the drink red. Yeah, the drink and every poor hapless surface they touched, for like the next ten years. Summer, for her part, was kind of aghast that Jane was trying to be nice to Tino by letting him suggest using beets in the drink in the first place, but at least she got to try the Asgardian mead.
... oh damn. Another reason I really need to drop by the bar on a Monday.
Stark also tried the special and decided it wasn't bad, but he did have to ask 'why beets?' Because this is, for some reason, your life, Stark. Foods mixing in some truly weird and disturbing ways. Anakin did not try the special, because he was also horrified by Tino's beet-in-booze choices, but he did try some of the Asgardian mead too. A glass of water was needed. Duly noted. Eric was judging Tiny's choice of decorating the Devil's Nest around an Alien Abduction Day theme -- Tiny, man, that seems maybe a little insensitive, potentially -- and giving Gladio a hard time about his beloved Cup Noodle soda before they talked about what Eric did for St. Patrick's Day at his other bar. Which, I regret to inform you all, did indeed involve green beer.
Actually that's a decent segue into the Clinic and Crab Lore update, where Stark wasn't asking about why Stabby had a 'Zero Days since the last pinching incident' sign up in front of his tank but found out anyway that it's because he was pinching anyone who wasn't wearing anything with crabs on it. Because St. Crabby's Day. Like you do.
... no, actually, I'd celebrate that holiday. Would you? That's the question I'm going to leave you with, Fandom. Until next week!
And the porg, of course. Pass me the School notes, bro? Thanks. Starting off with Life Skills, Summer -- so help me Leroy if you even start -- covered what happens when you drink too much and how to try and avoid a hangover the next day. Oh no, consequences! Dwight covered how to survive wild animal attacks in Practical Wilderness Survival, and in Sensory Deprivation Combat Training Ignis sort of focused on the sensory deprivation part and not so much the combat part. In other words, everybody was trying out really aromatic foods without scent to find out how much of their flavor actually comes from the way they smell. Which sounds like a really cool experiment, but I am currently thinking about bacon without the bacon smell and getting kind of sad about it, man, not gonna lie.
In the Dorms... wait, no, that's just some tiny teear blotches on this otherwise blank note.
Sooooooooooooooo Town then? Hell yeah. Prompto was laughing at memes and playing around in Photoshop at the Photo Hut, with a lunchtime visit from Liz and Noctra, as is only right and proper. No word on whether Noctra got the whole concept of the photography memes Prompto was explaining to Liz. If we're talking about actual, literal photography specific memes then she's got a better shot of understanding them than I do.
*rimshot*
Thank you, intern porg. Meanwhile allllllllllllllll of Sakaki's attention at Furnado was taken up by watching one of the cats using a dog as furniture, which, you know what? Legit. Apu was changing all the Turtle and Canary signs into French, and spotlighting anything with French-sounding names, at least until Summer called him out on not actually knowing French. Rosa was emailing a Diaz & Ass. client, and surely no one can blame Eddie-the-first for being suspicious of the Fire Station's relative quiet after all that snake business. Nell had paperwork to deal with at Covent Garden Flowers, and Trooper Station Steve was pretty much begging people to take a bunch of extra soda bread off his hands.
...do you still need help with that, man? Because... just saying.
I brought Vi lunch at the Magpie Emporium, and we talked TV shows and the possibility of being puppets.
*aghast chittering*
Oh. Oh god. If that ends up happening to all of us now that I've mentioned it, I'm sorry. Uh. No offense, Beaker. Connor was taking stock of a bunch of his own stuff at the Museum, and Cutter came in to bring him lunch and pick his brain a little bit about upcoming lesson plans. Also there were possible future date ideas getting floated here? And now there's a squirrel throwing glitter around.
Jane was side-eyeing Tino and his beets -- that will absolutely not be my next band name, thank you -- at Caritas, and assuring Summer -- stop it, Leroy -- that the Irish Rose special didn't actually taste like them, they were just there to make the drink red. Yeah, the drink and every poor hapless surface they touched, for like the next ten years. Summer, for her part, was kind of aghast that Jane was trying to be nice to Tino by letting him suggest using beets in the drink in the first place, but at least she got to try the Asgardian mead.
... oh damn. Another reason I really need to drop by the bar on a Monday.
Stark also tried the special and decided it wasn't bad, but he did have to ask 'why beets?' Because this is, for some reason, your life, Stark. Foods mixing in some truly weird and disturbing ways. Anakin did not try the special, because he was also horrified by Tino's beet-in-booze choices, but he did try some of the Asgardian mead too. A glass of water was needed. Duly noted. Eric was judging Tiny's choice of decorating the Devil's Nest around an Alien Abduction Day theme -- Tiny, man, that seems maybe a little insensitive, potentially -- and giving Gladio a hard time about his beloved Cup Noodle soda before they talked about what Eric did for St. Patrick's Day at his other bar. Which, I regret to inform you all, did indeed involve green beer.
Actually that's a decent segue into the Clinic and Crab Lore update, where Stark wasn't asking about why Stabby had a 'Zero Days since the last pinching incident' sign up in front of his tank but found out anyway that it's because he was pinching anyone who wasn't wearing anything with crabs on it. Because St. Crabby's Day. Like you do.
... no, actually, I'd celebrate that holiday. Would you? That's the question I'm going to leave you with, Fandom. Until next week!