Fandom radio, Monday May 9th

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Good morning, everybody. Welcome back to classes for everyone at the school. If you're new here...well, I suppose you should be aware that almost everything you do is watched. Whether we all want to or not. Keep an eye out for the squirrels in the hats, and bribe them should it become necessary.

*chittering*

Yes, they prefer rum. Although I'm not sure of the wisdom of encouraging them.

*indignant chittering*

They assure me it's the wisest thing to do. I'm not going to argue.

I, by the way, am Jonathan Sims, th-*clearing throat* a teacher here. I'll be here every Monday to tell you what happened on Sunday.

Yesterday, there wasn't much going on. Nothing at school or in town, only in the dorms, where in the second floor common room, Graham Cracker...isn't that...?...never mind. Was making "choco-chip pancakes" and eating jelly beans. Which doesn't seem a particularly healthy breakfast, but-

*chittering*

Nobody asked you. My eating habits are fine.

-and Gray stopped by to talk to Graham about jelly beans and classes.

That was it. So, welcome to Fandom, both of you. Now I'm off to have some tea.

*chittering*

Yes, fine, and toast; will that do?