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Fandom Radio - Saturday April 30th
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ohvalleyofpenisJaskier: Has anyone been able to find a shirt since this week started? Anyone?
Isabela: Oh, hello there. I don't think we've met, sweet thing.
Jaskier: Are you new in town, because I'm certain I would remember a woman such as yourself.
*excited chittering*
Jaskier: Why do they already have flags? We've just met!
Isabela: Because I'm old friends with some of these fellows. Isabela. Captain Isabela.
Jaskier: Oh, a Captain. I'm utterly charmed and at your service, dear, amazingly busty lady. At the school, there weren't any classes, but Jo was there at the library, terribly uncomfortable in new clothing.
Isabela: I find that the best way to feel comfortable in new clothes is to ditch the pants. Meanwhile, nothing much happened in the Dorms. I guess things have quieted down since my day.
*shuffling papers*
Isabela: Town on the other hand, was buslting and getting ready for graduation, and presumably in that spirit of celebration Goose went for a shirtless run around the island. I approve. Getting in the shirtless spirit, Dwight also went for a run, but just in the Park. He ran into Rosa who was using her dog as an excuse to escape her children, but alas Rosa then succumbed to tragic addiction.
*chittering*
Isabela: Different Rosas? I like my version better. Jon also lost his shirt, but apparently he wasn't pleased about it. I'll just be pleased for him. The true tragedy was the fact I missed Steve also running around without a shirt, but at least Tony got to as he tragically fell victim to some wasting disease.
Jaskier: Prompto arrived at 'Groovy Cups' which both has and hasn't always been a coffee shop like the Schrodinger's Cat of retail locations. But Ignis and Gladio also arrived much to everyone's confusion. Over everything, really. Troy left the island in order to, and I quote here, become LeVar Burton's nautical boytoy. Which is something I can admire about him with my new cohost here.
Isabela: Get it, Troy.
Jaskier: Vi had a less than pleasant encounter with one of the fans running about, but luckily--oh, oh no--not so luckily had another with Steph but apparently puppy eyes won the day. Astrid was excessively broody over at T&C where Amaya found herself stuck with vanilla. Oh. Oh, how unfortunate for her. Liz was very much pregnant at the Photo Hut much to the surprise of Prompto. Oh, this sounds like quite the story.
Isabela: Cindy took over the Magpie Emporium, to sell all kinds of fannish merch and paraphernalia, much of it of a dirty nature. I know where I'm headed later, Kara came in to talk shop, mainly how they took it over from a broody Steph, I know the perfect cure for that, and how they feel old. Rey's Warehouse was a warehouse full of half-naked men and their wood, and I really needed to have gotten out more yesterday. Anakin begged for help via text to escape one of the many cafes, though really he should be asking Obi-Wan to save him. With his cock. Summer was a woman after my own heart, and apparently loins if this note about her confusing love life is true, and there was a confused "BB-8", whatever that is.
Jaskier: An adorable ball!
Isabela: That's what she said.
Jaskier: …I think I've found my match.
Isabela: At the Trooper Station, Jake was back. No one knows from where though. Clare got into an accent off with him, which is not really the kind of anything-off I prefer. But no time to ponder that, because Jaina needed a mission! And so did Steve, who'd cruelly abandoned Tony.
*chittering*
Isabela: Another Steve? More or less attractive? Inquiring minds.
Jaskier: Arms or tattoos?
Isabela: Tattoos, apparently.
Jaskier: Ah, the new one. Attractive in a different way. Over on the beach, Bender--er--Ben and Ender had an emotional conversation whilst Megan chimed in on them. Steve with the tattoos was on a mission at the rickshaw depot with a very put off Danny. And over at the train tracks that I didn't even realize this place had, Jaina was beating up bad guys with Kennedy before they decided to get married and... okay, a whirlwind romance! At the clinic, both Will and Hannibal were at the ready for anyone who might fall into an emo coma. Again, learning new things through these notes.
Jaskier: Kitty was very suspicious of everything other than how Tino was now a very attractive Australian man. Well, now I'm mad I wasn't there. My lovely co-host had the same ideas about Tino and tried to shoot her shot with Kitty only to fail.
Isabela: It was the classic tale, I wanted a threesome, she wanted a babysitter.
Jaskier: Happens to the best of us! Kara arrived in a, ah,--*wheeze laughter*--In a Clitty shirt before causing Kitty to suddenly be in leather. Travis attempted to order his usual drink, much to the confusion of Kitty. But he was able to save Stark regardless from... something? The squirrels are rather vague here, but they're certain there was some sexual tension following the rescue. Rosa, who may or may not be new considering our previous news, was there to enjoy a drink away from her children. A confused Naomi arrived back in town at the exact wrong time for all this. And Nell also insisted she had a usual drink with Kitty.
Isabela: My dear, I think there may be something going on with the island. Not that I'm complaining.
Jaskier: I'm definitely not complaining when it allowed me to meet you.
Isabela: Now that these notes are done with, I really feel we should make a closer acquaintance. I can give you the private tour of my ship.
Jaskier: You had me at 'closer'. Do your best the weekend, ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to do my best as well.
Isabela: Oh, hello there. I don't think we've met, sweet thing.
Jaskier: Are you new in town, because I'm certain I would remember a woman such as yourself.
*excited chittering*
Jaskier: Why do they already have flags? We've just met!
Isabela: Because I'm old friends with some of these fellows. Isabela. Captain Isabela.
Jaskier: Oh, a Captain. I'm utterly charmed and at your service, dear, amazingly busty lady. At the school, there weren't any classes, but Jo was there at the library, terribly uncomfortable in new clothing.
Isabela: I find that the best way to feel comfortable in new clothes is to ditch the pants. Meanwhile, nothing much happened in the Dorms. I guess things have quieted down since my day.
*shuffling papers*
Isabela: Town on the other hand, was buslting and getting ready for graduation, and presumably in that spirit of celebration Goose went for a shirtless run around the island. I approve. Getting in the shirtless spirit, Dwight also went for a run, but just in the Park. He ran into Rosa who was using her dog as an excuse to escape her children, but alas Rosa then succumbed to tragic addiction.
*chittering*
Isabela: Different Rosas? I like my version better. Jon also lost his shirt, but apparently he wasn't pleased about it. I'll just be pleased for him. The true tragedy was the fact I missed Steve also running around without a shirt, but at least Tony got to as he tragically fell victim to some wasting disease.
Jaskier: Prompto arrived at 'Groovy Cups' which both has and hasn't always been a coffee shop like the Schrodinger's Cat of retail locations. But Ignis and Gladio also arrived much to everyone's confusion. Over everything, really. Troy left the island in order to, and I quote here, become LeVar Burton's nautical boytoy. Which is something I can admire about him with my new cohost here.
Isabela: Get it, Troy.
Jaskier: Vi had a less than pleasant encounter with one of the fans running about, but luckily--oh, oh no--not so luckily had another with Steph but apparently puppy eyes won the day. Astrid was excessively broody over at T&C where Amaya found herself stuck with vanilla. Oh. Oh, how unfortunate for her. Liz was very much pregnant at the Photo Hut much to the surprise of Prompto. Oh, this sounds like quite the story.
Isabela: Cindy took over the Magpie Emporium, to sell all kinds of fannish merch and paraphernalia, much of it of a dirty nature. I know where I'm headed later, Kara came in to talk shop, mainly how they took it over from a broody Steph, I know the perfect cure for that, and how they feel old. Rey's Warehouse was a warehouse full of half-naked men and their wood, and I really needed to have gotten out more yesterday. Anakin begged for help via text to escape one of the many cafes, though really he should be asking Obi-Wan to save him. With his cock. Summer was a woman after my own heart, and apparently loins if this note about her confusing love life is true, and there was a confused "BB-8", whatever that is.
Jaskier: An adorable ball!
Isabela: That's what she said.
Jaskier: …I think I've found my match.
Isabela: At the Trooper Station, Jake was back. No one knows from where though. Clare got into an accent off with him, which is not really the kind of anything-off I prefer. But no time to ponder that, because Jaina needed a mission! And so did Steve, who'd cruelly abandoned Tony.
*chittering*
Isabela: Another Steve? More or less attractive? Inquiring minds.
Jaskier: Arms or tattoos?
Isabela: Tattoos, apparently.
Jaskier: Ah, the new one. Attractive in a different way. Over on the beach, Bender--er--Ben and Ender had an emotional conversation whilst Megan chimed in on them. Steve with the tattoos was on a mission at the rickshaw depot with a very put off Danny. And over at the train tracks that I didn't even realize this place had, Jaina was beating up bad guys with Kennedy before they decided to get married and... okay, a whirlwind romance! At the clinic, both Will and Hannibal were at the ready for anyone who might fall into an emo coma. Again, learning new things through these notes.
Jaskier: Kitty was very suspicious of everything other than how Tino was now a very attractive Australian man. Well, now I'm mad I wasn't there. My lovely co-host had the same ideas about Tino and tried to shoot her shot with Kitty only to fail.
Isabela: It was the classic tale, I wanted a threesome, she wanted a babysitter.
Jaskier: Happens to the best of us! Kara arrived in a, ah,--*wheeze laughter*--In a Clitty shirt before causing Kitty to suddenly be in leather. Travis attempted to order his usual drink, much to the confusion of Kitty. But he was able to save Stark regardless from... something? The squirrels are rather vague here, but they're certain there was some sexual tension following the rescue. Rosa, who may or may not be new considering our previous news, was there to enjoy a drink away from her children. A confused Naomi arrived back in town at the exact wrong time for all this. And Nell also insisted she had a usual drink with Kitty.
Isabela: My dear, I think there may be something going on with the island. Not that I'm complaining.
Jaskier: I'm definitely not complaining when it allowed me to meet you.
Isabela: Now that these notes are done with, I really feel we should make a closer acquaintance. I can give you the private tour of my ship.
Jaskier: You had me at 'closer'. Do your best the weekend, ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to do my best as well.