Fandom Radio: Friday, April 1st.
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Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Astrid in the mooorn~ing~~ 🎵
Troy: ...aaaaand we're back! And it has been a Week, so let's be sure to thank our last guest, the Ghost of Prom Night's Past, which was both scary and sexy! Scarexy!
Astrid: But, of course, it's time to move on to the moment you've all been waiting for. That's right, it's time for...
Both: ~the News~.
Troy: Nice.
Astrid: Starting, as always, with ~the School~. Troy?
Troy: Thanks, Astrid. Yesterday, at ~the School~, Photography watched a documentary about a photographer, Wilderness Survival went boating, and in ALL PUNCH, we...uh, punched a lake? With our bodies! It was...very cold!
Astrid: No news for ~the Dorms~, so...thank you all for that, but in ~the Town~, we had Margo and Eliot discussing how best to use the rest of the week and deciding that they deserve snacks for being good at giving into the most carnal instincts that even the squirrels are doing. Meanwhile, Prompto and Liz discussed how they're failing at doing literally anything other than that at the Photo Hut, and Steph got creative with miniatures at Magpie Emporium. Yes, it is exactly what you're thinking it is.
....actually, no, it's probably not nearly as bad as what you're thinking it is.
Troy: Lucille took a, quote, "walk" in the park, Libby, quote, "checked out Vi's shoulder" at the clinic, and Steve and Danny had a, quote, "pizza night." Also, Miguel, quote, "texted" Dwight at the Fix & Clean, Irene made a, quote, "appointment" with the blacksmith, and Terrain Class went to a, quote, "rainforest".
Astrid: I think that last one may have actually been a non-quote rainforest. In fact, quite a few of those might have actually been non-quote events.
Troy: I'm just assuming everything in these notes is a euphemism, at this point.
Astrid: That's fair.
Troy: And that was our last note, so Astrid and I will stop, quote, "reading the news".
Astrid: For Fandom Radio, this has been Astrid, the quote, "Normal Human"...
Troy: ......aaaaaand the, quote, "Disco Spider"!
Astrid: We'll see you all at, quote, "prom."
Troy: Peace!
....you know, 'quote' is a really weird wor--
**CLICK!**
Troy: ...aaaaand we're back! And it has been a Week, so let's be sure to thank our last guest, the Ghost of Prom Night's Past, which was both scary and sexy! Scarexy!
Astrid: But, of course, it's time to move on to the moment you've all been waiting for. That's right, it's time for...
Both: ~the News~.
Troy: Nice.
Astrid: Starting, as always, with ~the School~. Troy?
Troy: Thanks, Astrid. Yesterday, at ~the School~, Photography watched a documentary about a photographer, Wilderness Survival went boating, and in ALL PUNCH, we...uh, punched a lake? With our bodies! It was...very cold!
Astrid: No news for ~the Dorms~, so...thank you all for that, but in ~the Town~, we had Margo and Eliot discussing how best to use the rest of the week and deciding that they deserve snacks for being good at giving into the most carnal instincts that even the squirrels are doing. Meanwhile, Prompto and Liz discussed how they're failing at doing literally anything other than that at the Photo Hut, and Steph got creative with miniatures at Magpie Emporium. Yes, it is exactly what you're thinking it is.
....actually, no, it's probably not nearly as bad as what you're thinking it is.
Troy: Lucille took a, quote, "walk" in the park, Libby, quote, "checked out Vi's shoulder" at the clinic, and Steve and Danny had a, quote, "pizza night." Also, Miguel, quote, "texted" Dwight at the Fix & Clean, Irene made a, quote, "appointment" with the blacksmith, and Terrain Class went to a, quote, "rainforest".
Astrid: I think that last one may have actually been a non-quote rainforest. In fact, quite a few of those might have actually been non-quote events.
Troy: I'm just assuming everything in these notes is a euphemism, at this point.
Astrid: That's fair.
Troy: And that was our last note, so Astrid and I will stop, quote, "reading the news".
Astrid: For Fandom Radio, this has been Astrid, the quote, "Normal Human"...
Troy: ......aaaaaand the, quote, "Disco Spider"!
Astrid: We'll see you all at, quote, "prom."
Troy: Peace!
....you know, 'quote' is a really weird wor--
**CLICK!**