Fandom Radio: Friday, Deecember 12th.

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Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Astrid in the mooorn~ing~~ 🎵

Astrid: ...and were back! Sorry we're getting a bit of a late start this morning. There was definitely an incident where mistletoe was not allowing us to enter the studio until we kissed--

Troy: I owe you one, mistletoe.

Astrid: --so there's your first new bit of the day. It's that day, everyone; the Mistletoe is here. So plan your day accordingly and proceed with caution.

Troy: I honestly don't see what the problem is.

Astrid: Anyway, in the non-mistletoe-related news of yesterday, we start things, as usual, with ~the School~. Yule Logs ruined the plans for a movie day in Bardic Inspiration, so we had a snowball fight instead, while we took an actual trip to Hyrule in Hyrule class, where Alara and I got to catch lizards.

Troy: The library went old school and books only because of Yule Log screens, which didn't stop Belle from helping Eliot from finding books on psychic magic, preferably ones that aren't burning each other.

Astrid: It was quiet in ~the Dorms~ as usual, but buzzing in ~the Town~, as these things are wont to be. Prompto dropped off sandwiches at the Photo Hut to share with Liz so the squirrels could enjoy their usual Friday morning glitter vomit, and Rosa---not that Rosa, the squirrels have noted, this is apparently nice Rosa--went into Groovy Tunes looking for cassettes and wound up with a job.

Troy: You're welcome, Nice Rosa!

Astrid: Due to Yule Log screens, no one could look up recipes at Luke's Diner, so they decided just to roast things. At Pick Your Poison, Margo was doing some renovating via mace, which sparked a discussion about weapons of choice with Irene and made Eliot a little more reluctant to ask her a favor about his metamath.

Troy: I don't know what that is, but that sounds terrible. Regular math is bad enough!

Jon was just mostly annoyed by all the Yule Log screens, and my new employee Rosa--you should meet her, Astrid, I think you'll like her, she's an artiste, too!--correctly identified the Nerd Store for what it was and talked to Steph about where to get art supplies, where they're from, and something about a band.

Astrid: Turtle & Canary always has a good paint selection, Rosa; I've made sure of it.

Troy: See? Already helping out!

Astrid: Cooking Class for Grown-Ups managed to all successfully bake bread, and Annie's behind the bar now at the Devil's Nest, where Gladio was assured that being Shirtless in Leather Pants would still earn him discounts, and Diego was fine with just staring at Annie. They also talked about the Christmas party, the holidays in general, and Diego's eighty million siblings.

Troy: Is that, like, one of those 'we're all family here' things?

Astrid: No, that's one of those 'hyperbole' things.

Troy: ....how do you spell that? I'm going to have to look that up.

Astrid: N-E-V-E-R M-I-N-D. In other bar news, Laszlo was having a Regular Human Wine special at Caritas, which I, being a Regular Human, took advantage of, although Dwight was more interested in Regular Human Beer, and chatted with Laszlo about Christmas in Fandom and that party last week, which I mostly mention because Summer pays me and I know mentioning that people are still talking about her party a week after the fact will put her in a good mood.

And, with that, we've finished all our notes for this Friday morning. Thanks for listening everyone. This has been Astrid, the Normal Human--

Troy: --aaaaaand the Disco Spider!

Astrid: --signing o--

Troy: Astrid! Oh nooooooo! Look! The mistletoe is back! And it's obviously not even going to let us leave until we kiss again, what are we going to dooooo?

Astrid:.....

.....good luck out there, everyone.

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