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Fandom Radio, Thursday, December 2, 2021
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sexy_giraffeNo, thank you, I don't want a soda this early in the morning.
No. Thank. You.
*loooooong pause*
Well, being guilt-tripped by a polar bear was certainly a new experience. I'm quite certain Bono never has this happen. Hello, it's Tahani al-Jamil here and let's get to the news! In classes, Maths had a quiz now that their original teacher has returned with two weeks left in the semester. What a delightful work ethic! Engineering went on a field trip to their teacher's home world, and the Modern World finally got around to explaining airports. They were appalled that you have to take your shoes off to get through security, as they should be. Do you know how many people refuse to get pedicures?!
In town, Astrid was using her phone app to translate what the singing animals from yesterday were saying. Shunsui let Apu carry on with decorating T&C with holiday...ish...lights--go down today to see what I mean--and then you can also see the festive display Irene's shop has up right now.
*chittering*
Of course it's suggestive. It's a sex shop. Illyana was making the singing dolls disappear at the Magic Shop, and Jon expressed his exasperation about them to Jo at the Perk because the dolls apparently all have extremely dirty little mouths, which Jon could understand just fine. Finally, over at Caritas, Summer had shoved all of the dolls into the storage room, so hopefully they didn't just turn into polar bears over night because that could be extremely awkward. Jon complimented Eliot on his singing voice and choice of song, Seivarden made very sure that Summer knows how much she hates December on this island, and Summer got to be the one to tell Billy all about what to expect here at the holidays.
Chaos and at least one shower in eggnog. That's what you can expect. Stark took the dolls in stride as well as whatever shots Summer had made this week, Annie was there for party planning for Friday night--not that I'm going, I'll be in Ibiza for Posh Spice's do--and poor Doctor Will got fortifying alcohol before Summer and Stark explained December in Fandom to him.
At least it's not the mistletoe with boundary issues. Yet.
Summer tried to sell Eliot on crab salad flavored Jello shots--why--and Jesse came to the bar straight from the sewer. Again. Why. Lucifer took one of the crab shots home because he is literally the devil, of course, Goose talked about the weird dolls, and Jon came in and was very unhappy that the dolls were here too.
Well, now they aren't. Now there are bears. Is that really better? This has been Tahani al-Jamil, heading far, far away for the weekend. Farewell!
No. Thank. You.
*loooooong pause*
Well, being guilt-tripped by a polar bear was certainly a new experience. I'm quite certain Bono never has this happen. Hello, it's Tahani al-Jamil here and let's get to the news! In classes, Maths had a quiz now that their original teacher has returned with two weeks left in the semester. What a delightful work ethic! Engineering went on a field trip to their teacher's home world, and the Modern World finally got around to explaining airports. They were appalled that you have to take your shoes off to get through security, as they should be. Do you know how many people refuse to get pedicures?!
In town, Astrid was using her phone app to translate what the singing animals from yesterday were saying. Shunsui let Apu carry on with decorating T&C with holiday...ish...lights--go down today to see what I mean--and then you can also see the festive display Irene's shop has up right now.
*chittering*
Of course it's suggestive. It's a sex shop. Illyana was making the singing dolls disappear at the Magic Shop, and Jon expressed his exasperation about them to Jo at the Perk because the dolls apparently all have extremely dirty little mouths, which Jon could understand just fine. Finally, over at Caritas, Summer had shoved all of the dolls into the storage room, so hopefully they didn't just turn into polar bears over night because that could be extremely awkward. Jon complimented Eliot on his singing voice and choice of song, Seivarden made very sure that Summer knows how much she hates December on this island, and Summer got to be the one to tell Billy all about what to expect here at the holidays.
Chaos and at least one shower in eggnog. That's what you can expect. Stark took the dolls in stride as well as whatever shots Summer had made this week, Annie was there for party planning for Friday night--not that I'm going, I'll be in Ibiza for Posh Spice's do--and poor Doctor Will got fortifying alcohol before Summer and Stark explained December in Fandom to him.
At least it's not the mistletoe with boundary issues. Yet.
Summer tried to sell Eliot on crab salad flavored Jello shots--why--and Jesse came to the bar straight from the sewer. Again. Why. Lucifer took one of the crab shots home because he is literally the devil, of course, Goose talked about the weird dolls, and Jon came in and was very unhappy that the dolls were here too.
Well, now they aren't. Now there are bears. Is that really better? This has been Tahani al-Jamil, heading far, far away for the weekend. Farewell!