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Fandom Radio, Thursday, September 2, 2021
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sith_happenedAnakin: Well, this is Anakin Skywalker here because despite the squirrels' best efforts, Tahani al-Jamil refused to get out of bed until noon. So. I'm joined here by Cade, who apparently just lives in the studio now.
Cade: I'm doing a podcast and Tino kicked me out of Caritas. Besides, the set-up in here is way better. When did you get a neck tattoo?
Anakin: That is not your concern.
Cade: Since this is the news, it feels extremely relevant to report that Anakin Skywalker is currently sporting a neck tattoo with rainbow butterflies surrounding the word "Tory." Who's Tory?
*chittering*
Cade: Oh, right. Also the tattoo is in Comic Sans. Leroy thinks that's news too.
Anakin: Just give me the kriffing notes. We'll start with classes, where Rosa began her Math class by giving the students a test.
*chittering*
Cade: And she's a lizard or a dinosaur person.
Anakin: Right. It was a weird day.
Cade: You have a rainbow butterfly neck tattoo. It's still a weird day. But speaking of classes, if you are running out of time now that school is back in session, Blue Apron is running a special to help you get dinner on the table in less than 20 minutes. Go to blueapron.com/necktattoo and get your discount!
Anakin: ...what. Goose began his Engineering class with plenty of dramatic pauses, and Yennefer didn't punch Jaskier in the mouth for asking if she wanted to kiss him. They also told people that vaccines were better than the pox. There are people who don't know that?
Cade: Oh, I can hook you up with some podcasts. Expand your mind.
Anakin: PASS. In the dorms, Jo ordered more Thai than she needed and got visitors in the common room. She met Sakaki, who doesn't have classes until Friday, and Harry who was doing a true crime podcast in the corner.
Cade: Get your own thing, dude. I'm already doing a podcast. A sports podcast. Tahani was there, not here, talking vintage fashion. I'm bored just reading that.
Anakin: I am not surprised. Over in town, Hannibal was there when Dwight turned back from dog to human--tough break--and new guy Eliot chose yesterday to arrive, which was another tough break when he got immediately pied by Aphra. Margo was very enthusiastic about his arrival and just enthusiastic in general.
Cade: Astrid was distracted at the flower shop, Octavia was jealous of Shunsui's new wings at T&C, Irene was cold and making elephant noises at 'Dite's, and Amaya is now a six-toed Frenchwoman. Rey woke up with long hair and immediately started making blender drinks--I knew I liked her--but Silver was a little confused by her drunken enthusiasm so early.
Anakin: We will definitely be talking about that on Friday, Rey. And I might have a stupid tattoo but at least Rory--it should say RORY didn't throw a pie at me. Sorry, Clint. And then Kitty delivered a Pez straight out of her mouth. Well, that's just nightmare fuel.
Cade: Do you have trouble sleeping? Amazon.com can help you by delivering a variety of drugs right to your door! The multiverse guarantees that most things are legal depending on what address you use! Be sure to use my store so I get a small kickback.
Anakin: ...Right. Goose was running barefoot and for once didn't meet McGarrett because he was sleeping in late and Kaking up with a nose ring. Danny just woke up nauseous. The Mandolorian was hosting his Obi-Wan Kenobi conspiracy theory podcast--as one does--and got pied by Aphra who was riding by on her skateboard and that might be the strangest sentence I've said in a while. Nick was at his nice, normal job at Wayne Industries--since when--and Eliot found his way to the Devil's Nest and introduced himself to Octavia and de-dogged Dwight. Octavia wasn't excited Dwight was there. Maybe he still had fleas.
Cade: You can get stuff on Amazon for that, too. And over at Caritas Summer had wings and the ability to create portals--sweet--and had Prompto singing Adele, much to Rey's delight, and then coming over to complain about being hot. I find that not having sleeves really helps with that. Goose explained that he was back to teach after time away, Rey and Summer did shots, Stark got to hear about how Rey did shots when he arrived via skateboard, and Jon got introduced to Fandom weirdness. I was in the back interviewing Tino about hazy IPAs and getting pumped for the big game--
Anakin: What big game?
Cade: The big one. And there was some kid there too but apparently no one cares about that because there was totally a green alien baby at the bar on Tuesday night and I was the only who cared. And that's everything! I'm out! *portal sounds*
Anakin: That portal just took him about a meter away and smacked him into the vending machine. Most impressive, Cade.
Cade: I'm doing a podcast and Tino kicked me out of Caritas. Besides, the set-up in here is way better. When did you get a neck tattoo?
Anakin: That is not your concern.
Cade: Since this is the news, it feels extremely relevant to report that Anakin Skywalker is currently sporting a neck tattoo with rainbow butterflies surrounding the word "Tory." Who's Tory?
*chittering*
Cade: Oh, right. Also the tattoo is in Comic Sans. Leroy thinks that's news too.
Anakin: Just give me the kriffing notes. We'll start with classes, where Rosa began her Math class by giving the students a test.
*chittering*
Cade: And she's a lizard or a dinosaur person.
Anakin: Right. It was a weird day.
Cade: You have a rainbow butterfly neck tattoo. It's still a weird day. But speaking of classes, if you are running out of time now that school is back in session, Blue Apron is running a special to help you get dinner on the table in less than 20 minutes. Go to blueapron.com/necktattoo and get your discount!
Anakin: ...what. Goose began his Engineering class with plenty of dramatic pauses, and Yennefer didn't punch Jaskier in the mouth for asking if she wanted to kiss him. They also told people that vaccines were better than the pox. There are people who don't know that?
Cade: Oh, I can hook you up with some podcasts. Expand your mind.
Anakin: PASS. In the dorms, Jo ordered more Thai than she needed and got visitors in the common room. She met Sakaki, who doesn't have classes until Friday, and Harry who was doing a true crime podcast in the corner.
Cade: Get your own thing, dude. I'm already doing a podcast. A sports podcast. Tahani was there, not here, talking vintage fashion. I'm bored just reading that.
Anakin: I am not surprised. Over in town, Hannibal was there when Dwight turned back from dog to human--tough break--and new guy Eliot chose yesterday to arrive, which was another tough break when he got immediately pied by Aphra. Margo was very enthusiastic about his arrival and just enthusiastic in general.
Cade: Astrid was distracted at the flower shop, Octavia was jealous of Shunsui's new wings at T&C, Irene was cold and making elephant noises at 'Dite's, and Amaya is now a six-toed Frenchwoman. Rey woke up with long hair and immediately started making blender drinks--I knew I liked her--but Silver was a little confused by her drunken enthusiasm so early.
Anakin: We will definitely be talking about that on Friday, Rey. And I might have a stupid tattoo but at least Rory--it should say RORY didn't throw a pie at me. Sorry, Clint. And then Kitty delivered a Pez straight out of her mouth. Well, that's just nightmare fuel.
Cade: Do you have trouble sleeping? Amazon.com can help you by delivering a variety of drugs right to your door! The multiverse guarantees that most things are legal depending on what address you use! Be sure to use my store so I get a small kickback.
Anakin: ...Right. Goose was running barefoot and for once didn't meet McGarrett because he was sleeping in late and Kaking up with a nose ring. Danny just woke up nauseous. The Mandolorian was hosting his Obi-Wan Kenobi conspiracy theory podcast--as one does--and got pied by Aphra who was riding by on her skateboard and that might be the strangest sentence I've said in a while. Nick was at his nice, normal job at Wayne Industries--since when--and Eliot found his way to the Devil's Nest and introduced himself to Octavia and de-dogged Dwight. Octavia wasn't excited Dwight was there. Maybe he still had fleas.
Cade: You can get stuff on Amazon for that, too. And over at Caritas Summer had wings and the ability to create portals--sweet--and had Prompto singing Adele, much to Rey's delight, and then coming over to complain about being hot. I find that not having sleeves really helps with that. Goose explained that he was back to teach after time away, Rey and Summer did shots, Stark got to hear about how Rey did shots when he arrived via skateboard, and Jon got introduced to Fandom weirdness. I was in the back interviewing Tino about hazy IPAs and getting pumped for the big game--
Anakin: What big game?
Cade: The big one. And there was some kid there too but apparently no one cares about that because there was totally a green alien baby at the bar on Tuesday night and I was the only who cared. And that's everything! I'm out! *portal sounds*
Anakin: That portal just took him about a meter away and smacked him into the vending machine. Most impressive, Cade.