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flourish_or_perishI spent over a week underground, you know, I deserve a break. You could've let me keep sleeping, anyway. I don't know why this has to be so early.
Whatever. Good morning, this is Faye Valentine, and I'm here to read everyone the news.
Classes were actually held yesterday, since we're not in a hole anymore, and thank god for that. Sheep Farming -- oh, that's real? I dunno, I kind of thought I just remembered that wrong because I was drunk -- worked on shearing rainbow sheep, but it looks like the rainbow part was an accident. Cultural Studies watched another movie, and History of the Zora discussed a dam and an ancient flood. Still better than a hole.
In town, Summer was at T&C to inform Apu that no one is interested in donuts -- that is very correct -- and at Caritas, Seivarden had some kind of meltdown over the special being iced tea-related for a second. Steve M. broke up a raccoon arresting a squirrel at the trooper station -- sure? -- and Liam had Nina over for games and dinner, and she came in through the window. Normal things. And finally, Jaskier sent out invitations for Rey's birthday party, which will be on Wednesday!
And speaking of Rey, I'm gonna blame her for the sex shop thing, 'cause that's what you're all tuning in to hear about, right? And she was there first, it seems. Rosa was also transported to the sex store, and she and Rey discussed how they couldn't leave. People couldn't leave? Huh. Weird. Clare had a full-on freakout, while Rey tried to reassure her that she probably wasn't going to hell for this, and Sam the Eagle found he couldn't leave and that things were too rubbery for his liking. Sidon didn't seem to mind being there, but Clare wanted to die or something because he's her teacher, and it sounds like Clare is in need of several chill pills. Anyway, I ended up transported there, too, and Stark and I looked around together -- OKAY I WILL JUST TALK LOUDER TO TALK OVER YOUR LITTLE SQUIRREL NOISES, AND REY AND I TALKED ABOUT HOW SHE APPARENTLY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRESS HERSELF. AND THEN STARK WAS EMBARRASSED AND AWKWARD WITH REY AND I HAVE ZERO THOUGHTS ON THAT. Can I stop yelling? Are you done? Thank you. Summer thought it was weird to be brought into the sex shop unexpectedly, but seemed very normal about it with Rey, so good for her.
Rey assured Dwight that the island wasn't just picking on him, personally, while Steve told Rey he could use grenades to solve this problem, somehow. I like your style, Steve. Belle and freaking-out Clare looked through some kind of informative picture book, Nina was scandalized to be there, and Belle agreed it was shocking, and Alluka wanted to be let out. You know, I did not even realize we were stuck in there? I mean, I did spend a while shopping, but I just walked out the front door when we were done? When I was done.
Anyway. That's it. Go back to bed or something, it's early.
Whatever. Good morning, this is Faye Valentine, and I'm here to read everyone the news.
Classes were actually held yesterday, since we're not in a hole anymore, and thank god for that. Sheep Farming -- oh, that's real? I dunno, I kind of thought I just remembered that wrong because I was drunk -- worked on shearing rainbow sheep, but it looks like the rainbow part was an accident. Cultural Studies watched another movie, and History of the Zora discussed a dam and an ancient flood. Still better than a hole.
In town, Summer was at T&C to inform Apu that no one is interested in donuts -- that is very correct -- and at Caritas, Seivarden had some kind of meltdown over the special being iced tea-related for a second. Steve M. broke up a raccoon arresting a squirrel at the trooper station -- sure? -- and Liam had Nina over for games and dinner, and she came in through the window. Normal things. And finally, Jaskier sent out invitations for Rey's birthday party, which will be on Wednesday!
And speaking of Rey, I'm gonna blame her for the sex shop thing, 'cause that's what you're all tuning in to hear about, right? And she was there first, it seems. Rosa was also transported to the sex store, and she and Rey discussed how they couldn't leave. People couldn't leave? Huh. Weird. Clare had a full-on freakout, while Rey tried to reassure her that she probably wasn't going to hell for this, and Sam the Eagle found he couldn't leave and that things were too rubbery for his liking. Sidon didn't seem to mind being there, but Clare wanted to die or something because he's her teacher, and it sounds like Clare is in need of several chill pills. Anyway, I ended up transported there, too, and Stark and I looked around together -- OKAY I WILL JUST TALK LOUDER TO TALK OVER YOUR LITTLE SQUIRREL NOISES, AND REY AND I TALKED ABOUT HOW SHE APPARENTLY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRESS HERSELF. AND THEN STARK WAS EMBARRASSED AND AWKWARD WITH REY AND I HAVE ZERO THOUGHTS ON THAT. Can I stop yelling? Are you done? Thank you. Summer thought it was weird to be brought into the sex shop unexpectedly, but seemed very normal about it with Rey, so good for her.
Rey assured Dwight that the island wasn't just picking on him, personally, while Steve told Rey he could use grenades to solve this problem, somehow. I like your style, Steve. Belle and freaking-out Clare looked through some kind of informative picture book, Nina was scandalized to be there, and Belle agreed it was shocking, and Alluka wanted to be let out. You know, I did not even realize we were stuck in there? I mean, I did spend a while shopping, but I just walked out the front door when we were done? When I was done.
Anyway. That's it. Go back to bed or something, it's early.