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Fandom Radio, Thursday, July 8, 2021
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sexy_giraffeGood morning, Fandom, it is I, Tahani al-Jamil, here with the news of yesterday!
*chittering*
Oh, thank you, Leroy! I do love this color on me.
*chittering*
Of course it's not Alexis'. And even if it was, it's much more suited to my colouring. It was positively wasted in her closet. If it had been in her closet. Which it wasn't.
*dubious chittering*
No one asked you. Let's move onto the notes, shall we?
Dean Skywalker had us all meeting in the park again yesterday, despite the problem with holes that I haven't seen. If everyone's falling in all over the place, where is the evidence? I think people are just going on vacation and everyone is overreacting.
*chittering*
Oh, wait. Rey "fell in a hole"--there were sarcastic air quotes there, in case you couldn't hear them--and so the little green frog child in the pod is now Faye's to watch. I would like to state that I am not qualified to watch anyone. And I don't think there was really a hole.
Back to the park. We all played whack-a-mole by hiding in inflatable holes and jumping up and down to capture balls while Jaye and I smacked everyone with inflatable mallets. It was quite enjoyable, at least for Jaye and I. Clare and Belle wondered if the Dean had more inflatable mallets for everyone--no, just for Jaye and me because we were special--and Tattoo Steve asked Anakin if he had contact information for the donut raccoons. Who would want to contact a raccoon?
*chittering*
Exactly. Squirrels are much nicer. The dean sent an email to the faculty telling them they had to stop using the fake holes as excuses not to hold class--
*irritated chittering*
I'm extrapolating. But then he had to help Bob find a way to type because Bob is a hologram or a ghost and honestly, I haven't paid that much attention. Tattoos took his complete lack of raccoon information and went back to the police station and just started...kidnapping raccoons or something? You're very cute, Tattoos, but this seems a tad unhinged.
Shunsui believes that we should all nap more and avoid holes that way and I must say, that's a very compelling argument. We should also use more essential oils. Lemongrass is just so calming, isn't it? Tattoos, that is definitely a hint aimed at you.
Summer was in Caritas with her usual jello shots, and Annie came by to make sure she was still here. It's Wednesday. Of course Summer was at Caritas. Jesse thought that maybe the island is doing a bit of rearranging and that's why the buildings are moving around. Frankly, we didn't need a bowling alley anyway. Ugh, so tacky. And sticky. Miguel wanted to know what Summer knows about the situation because Summer is some kind of hole expert? And Tattoos--I am tired of reading about you today, Tattoos, calm down--was there for a drink.
And that's all the news I have. If you're hungover and don't want to go anywhere for a while, just admit that. Don't pretend you fell in a hole.
*chittering*
Oh, thank you, Leroy! I do love this color on me.
*chittering*
Of course it's not Alexis'. And even if it was, it's much more suited to my colouring. It was positively wasted in her closet. If it had been in her closet. Which it wasn't.
*dubious chittering*
No one asked you. Let's move onto the notes, shall we?
Dean Skywalker had us all meeting in the park again yesterday, despite the problem with holes that I haven't seen. If everyone's falling in all over the place, where is the evidence? I think people are just going on vacation and everyone is overreacting.
*chittering*
Oh, wait. Rey "fell in a hole"--there were sarcastic air quotes there, in case you couldn't hear them--and so the little green frog child in the pod is now Faye's to watch. I would like to state that I am not qualified to watch anyone. And I don't think there was really a hole.
Back to the park. We all played whack-a-mole by hiding in inflatable holes and jumping up and down to capture balls while Jaye and I smacked everyone with inflatable mallets. It was quite enjoyable, at least for Jaye and I. Clare and Belle wondered if the Dean had more inflatable mallets for everyone--no, just for Jaye and me because we were special--and Tattoo Steve asked Anakin if he had contact information for the donut raccoons. Who would want to contact a raccoon?
*chittering*
Exactly. Squirrels are much nicer. The dean sent an email to the faculty telling them they had to stop using the fake holes as excuses not to hold class--
*irritated chittering*
I'm extrapolating. But then he had to help Bob find a way to type because Bob is a hologram or a ghost and honestly, I haven't paid that much attention. Tattoos took his complete lack of raccoon information and went back to the police station and just started...kidnapping raccoons or something? You're very cute, Tattoos, but this seems a tad unhinged.
Shunsui believes that we should all nap more and avoid holes that way and I must say, that's a very compelling argument. We should also use more essential oils. Lemongrass is just so calming, isn't it? Tattoos, that is definitely a hint aimed at you.
Summer was in Caritas with her usual jello shots, and Annie came by to make sure she was still here. It's Wednesday. Of course Summer was at Caritas. Jesse thought that maybe the island is doing a bit of rearranging and that's why the buildings are moving around. Frankly, we didn't need a bowling alley anyway. Ugh, so tacky. And sticky. Miguel wanted to know what Summer knows about the situation because Summer is some kind of hole expert? And Tattoos--I am tired of reading about you today, Tattoos, calm down--was there for a drink.
And that's all the news I have. If you're hungover and don't want to go anywhere for a while, just admit that. Don't pretend you fell in a hole.