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flourish_or_perishWhat's it to you if I've been drinking?
People're falling in holes, I got stood up last week -- it's fine, whatever, have another -- and now I can't even get *beeeeep*ing ice cream anymore.
Why not drink? S'what I'm saying.
Anyyyyyyywaaaaaaaaaaay.
School's back! *beep*ing great, who doesn't wanna go to school when there's holes and people missing or leaving or whatever? There's a sheep class now, thrills, and Edward was like 'why are you here?' and you know what? Valid *beep*ing question, everyone. Nick's Yelling Class did baseball, which means I'm picturing Nick wearing one of those old-timey uniforms with stripes and funny socks and you're all welcome. You know that guy doesn't have a wallet? Cultural Studies started right off with a movie day, way to go the distance, and History of the Zora only had one student. Because of holes. And abandonment. Who the *beep* cares, anyway, they probably just left. 'Cause when you think about it? 'I got swallowed by a hole' is a real good excuse to get out of stuff, I'm jusssssss saying.
Dorms! Guess what? No breakfast. Just Astrid falling down a hole. She didn't even get breakfast.
No, I'm fine. I just -- she loves breakfast, you guys. She loves it. Every week.
I don't need a tissue. Put that away and gimme the bottle again.
Okay, so. Town. I live in town. Maybe I'm gonna live in my spaceship so I don't fall in a hole. S'not like I have neighbors or whatever who'd miss me. Anyway.
Anyway.
Boat people were on their boat looking at the skyline when Lucifer got a phone call. Steve was doing cop stuff at the trooper station. Can you arrest a hole? Bet you could if you just tried. Summer was looking into insurance at T&C -- in case of holes 'cause Summer smart -- and Rosa was doing computer investigative things in her office when she was joined by Miguel. Ugh, I cannot deal with him on top of all of this, gross. Sakaki got attacked by kittycats again -- girl, get a new job -- and Din and the kiddo were getting ice cream when --
*beeeeeeep*--ing serious? I knew the ice cream was gone, but he's got a jetpack, are these right?
What about the baby, though? Was the baby okay?
*chittering*
I KNOW, I'M READING IT, but was the baby -- oh, okay, I see now where you're pointing. Rey found the baby. Good. And Ben came along to ask about the ice cream shop and no, Ben, no of course we don't know why it fell in a hole, why the hell would we.
And then Clint fell in a hole. OF COURSE HE DID.
My bottle's empty. Gonna go find more. Don't fall in holes, everyone. Or -- I dunno. Stay put? Or don't. The drinking seems like s'helpi --
People're falling in holes, I got stood up last week -- it's fine, whatever, have another -- and now I can't even get *beeeeep*ing ice cream anymore.
Why not drink? S'what I'm saying.
Anyyyyyyywaaaaaaaaaaay.
School's back! *beep*ing great, who doesn't wanna go to school when there's holes and people missing or leaving or whatever? There's a sheep class now, thrills, and Edward was like 'why are you here?' and you know what? Valid *beep*ing question, everyone. Nick's Yelling Class did baseball, which means I'm picturing Nick wearing one of those old-timey uniforms with stripes and funny socks and you're all welcome. You know that guy doesn't have a wallet? Cultural Studies started right off with a movie day, way to go the distance, and History of the Zora only had one student. Because of holes. And abandonment. Who the *beep* cares, anyway, they probably just left. 'Cause when you think about it? 'I got swallowed by a hole' is a real good excuse to get out of stuff, I'm jusssssss saying.
Dorms! Guess what? No breakfast. Just Astrid falling down a hole. She didn't even get breakfast.
No, I'm fine. I just -- she loves breakfast, you guys. She loves it. Every week.
I don't need a tissue. Put that away and gimme the bottle again.
Okay, so. Town. I live in town. Maybe I'm gonna live in my spaceship so I don't fall in a hole. S'not like I have neighbors or whatever who'd miss me. Anyway.
Anyway.
Boat people were on their boat looking at the skyline when Lucifer got a phone call. Steve was doing cop stuff at the trooper station. Can you arrest a hole? Bet you could if you just tried. Summer was looking into insurance at T&C -- in case of holes 'cause Summer smart -- and Rosa was doing computer investigative things in her office when she was joined by Miguel. Ugh, I cannot deal with him on top of all of this, gross. Sakaki got attacked by kittycats again -- girl, get a new job -- and Din and the kiddo were getting ice cream when --
*beeeeeeep*--ing serious? I knew the ice cream was gone, but he's got a jetpack, are these right?
What about the baby, though? Was the baby okay?
*chittering*
I KNOW, I'M READING IT, but was the baby -- oh, okay, I see now where you're pointing. Rey found the baby. Good. And Ben came along to ask about the ice cream shop and no, Ben, no of course we don't know why it fell in a hole, why the hell would we.
And then Clint fell in a hole. OF COURSE HE DID.
My bottle's empty. Gonna go find more. Don't fall in holes, everyone. Or -- I dunno. Stay put? Or don't. The drinking seems like s'helpi --