Monday - December 28, 2020

[mother_forker]

Morning Losers! While the rest of you were out in the cold or doing whatever this weekend, I was passed out in my room. I call that the only way to spend a Sunday.

Short news day! So let's rattle them off and I can go back to bed see what the Kardashians are up to.

First up is Rey over at Stark's doing repairs and getting assistance from the gremlin I know is up to no good. But no. No one listens to me about it. Nope.

Then over at The Devil's Nest, Silver was drinking rum and spending time on his phone until Rey showed up and talked about NYE at Caritas and how they had to get dressed up all fancy-like. Just remember you first time out-of-towners: It's a tradition that when the ball drops? So do your pants.

Angry Chittering

Oh, like you rodents would hate to write about that kind of news story. Annnnnnd speaking of pants-dropping, Annie and Diego "reunited" yesterday. And by reuniting I mean-

Chittering

-watching violent action movies. Get your mind out of the gutter Leroy.

That's it for me! See ya in hell, benches!