Fandom Radio - Monday - December 14, 2020
Monday, December 14th, 2020 08:05 amOkay. I'm saying right now this forking weather is forking bullshirt! That's right! You heard me! That's the forking weather report! Plus there are forking candy canes roaming around out there and they are not the fun kind!
It's one thing when this island has booze coming out of pipes and I don't care what the rest of you might say but that's the best forking shower ever, but this snow is the worst! Bleah. I miss Arizona and that's forking saying something people!
*chittering*
FINE! I'll read the forking news. Geez. Over in town Danny was stress baking because his life mate Steve was off someplace and Annie showed up to mooch the baked goods. And then Danny got a shirty phone call so whatever, probably a guy selling phony sinus medication or whatever.
At the Devil's Nest, Silver was sucking down rum instead of the free booze from the faucet. Maeve was serving boozy pancakes at Luke's. If I had known that was on the menu I might have braved the awkward just to scarf those puppies down. Rey was fixing a computer gift for someone else. Seivarden had a bit of a discussion with the baristas at the Perk. No word if it was on the tea being bad or if her name was spelled wrong on the cup. Probably the name. The Squirrels keep getting the i and e reversed in my notes. Lucifer was there briefly to get something overly sugared before heading over to J'GOB to apparently write crazy shirt on paper towels.
And that's it for me, motherforkers! For the record, I'm not leaving this station today. I'm stealing the rum and waiting for those forking candy canes to go away because I prefer to be a hot mess, not a cold snow wet ridden mess. Enjoy your Monday and watch out for forking candy canes.
It's one thing when this island has booze coming out of pipes and I don't care what the rest of you might say but that's the best forking shower ever, but this snow is the worst! Bleah. I miss Arizona and that's forking saying something people!
*chittering*
FINE! I'll read the forking news. Geez. Over in town Danny was stress baking because his life mate Steve was off someplace and Annie showed up to mooch the baked goods. And then Danny got a shirty phone call so whatever, probably a guy selling phony sinus medication or whatever.
At the Devil's Nest, Silver was sucking down rum instead of the free booze from the faucet. Maeve was serving boozy pancakes at Luke's. If I had known that was on the menu I might have braved the awkward just to scarf those puppies down. Rey was fixing a computer gift for someone else. Seivarden had a bit of a discussion with the baristas at the Perk. No word if it was on the tea being bad or if her name was spelled wrong on the cup. Probably the name. The Squirrels keep getting the i and e reversed in my notes. Lucifer was there briefly to get something overly sugared before heading over to J'GOB to apparently write crazy shirt on paper towels.
And that's it for me, motherforkers! For the record, I'm not leaving this station today. I'm stealing the rum and waiting for those forking candy canes to go away because I prefer to be a hot mess, not a cold snow wet ridden mess. Enjoy your Monday and watch out for forking candy canes.