Monday - November 23rd

[mother_forker]

Holy shirt. You forkers were a bunch of talky motherforkers yesterday weren't you?

So the only thing going on at school yesterday was Lana in the library with a book.

Then over in town there was Steve in MCA #0 with knives and Danny also in MCA #0 with pineapple pizza.

... Wait. Leroy did you write all the forking notes to make it sound like declarations from Clue?

*chittering*

You do know that books and pineapple pizza aren't ways to kill people, right?

*chittering*

Buckle up motherforkers. It's going to be one of those broadcasts.

Liam and Verity were in MHA #6 with Chinese takeout. Stark showed up in MHA #6 with cookies.

Rey was at Stark Industries with a Google search. Beau was in the park with a blink dog. Liam was in the park with the revelation that it was one of those weekends.

That's really stretching it Leroy.

*chittering*

You haven't lived folks until a squirrel has flipped you the bird.

Finally Silver was in the Devil's Nest with Apple Cider and Rey was in the Devil's Nest with an invitation to take Silver into space.

Leroy, that whole Clue news bits didn't work. Nobody kills anybody with invitations, Google searches or dramatic revelations.

*chittering*

What's a Soap Opera weekend and why should you save it for then? Nevermind. I don't want to know.

This is Eleanor Shellstrop and I'm done with this shirt. See ya' in hell.