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Fandom Radio - Monday 10/5
Monday, October 5th, 2020 09:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mother_forkerGood morning Fandom. I just want you to know while you all were cuddling up with cute animals this weekend, I was stuck with a laconic raccoon who smelled like weed. He also sounded like forking Matthew McConaughey. I don't know. This forking island, right?
Hey, at least nobody's demon thing was a squirrel named Leroy. Aw. He just flipped me off. Adorable. Fork you too buddy.
Right. I should be reading shirt. In school today my albino big sis, Lana, opened up the library with her demon... something. I can't pronounce that. Illyana showed up with her fox to look for books on creation magic. Ooo. Yana? I got a few things I want you to make for me. Totally hitting you up later.
Over in the dorms, Illyana was watching Wendy the Werewolf Slayer and curled up with her fox. My roomie, Wei showed up with his bunny where they talked about fangs and Illyana looking like Anakin. Which she doesn't. I don't know folks, I'm just reading the rum soaked notes here. Jules showed up and got a lesson on what the show was all about and so did Lana. Adora apparently thought the TV's were security cameras and who the fork knows? Maybe they are.
Oh, and that forking hairpuller came back to the island and wrote something nerdy on his computer.
Then in town, Rey was working at Stark's with her mouse when original Steve showed up with a corgi. Over in the park, Cara was hanging out with her wolf. Jesse was playing a game of catch with her falcon who apparently is faster than a wolf. Magnus showed up with his bear and Cara complained about her wolf oversharing. And then Stark showed up with his platypus to go swimming in the pond and Liam showed off his skrill. Then the wolf and the platypus had a conversation and that's a sentence I never thought I'd ever read out load. Illyana was also at the park where the wolf and Illyana's fox complained about not hunting teal deer and squirrels. The aforementioned Liam also played fetch with the wolf on his way to the store.
Apparently Liam was getting ingredients for dinner party with Verity, New Steve and Danny. Apparently there were lots of animals and a skrill along with deep fried cauliflower as an entree. Ew.
Over at Luke's, Maeve was running the show with her owl who apparently likes chicken. Do owls eat chicken? I mean they are both birds. Isn't that a little cannibalistic? Why am I asking these things out loud? Is anyone actually going to answer me? Fork it, I'm almost done.
And finally Silver was hanging out with his demon at the devil's nest. Apparently his demon was a parrot which according to my rum soaked notes was apparently on point for him.
That's it for me, nerds! Have a whatever day because I'm going to wash my bed sheets because they smell like a stoner raccoon.
Hey, at least nobody's demon thing was a squirrel named Leroy. Aw. He just flipped me off. Adorable. Fork you too buddy.
Right. I should be reading shirt. In school today my albino big sis, Lana, opened up the library with her demon... something. I can't pronounce that. Illyana showed up with her fox to look for books on creation magic. Ooo. Yana? I got a few things I want you to make for me. Totally hitting you up later.
Over in the dorms, Illyana was watching Wendy the Werewolf Slayer and curled up with her fox. My roomie, Wei showed up with his bunny where they talked about fangs and Illyana looking like Anakin. Which she doesn't. I don't know folks, I'm just reading the rum soaked notes here. Jules showed up and got a lesson on what the show was all about and so did Lana. Adora apparently thought the TV's were security cameras and who the fork knows? Maybe they are.
Oh, and that forking hairpuller came back to the island and wrote something nerdy on his computer.
Then in town, Rey was working at Stark's with her mouse when original Steve showed up with a corgi. Over in the park, Cara was hanging out with her wolf. Jesse was playing a game of catch with her falcon who apparently is faster than a wolf. Magnus showed up with his bear and Cara complained about her wolf oversharing. And then Stark showed up with his platypus to go swimming in the pond and Liam showed off his skrill. Then the wolf and the platypus had a conversation and that's a sentence I never thought I'd ever read out load. Illyana was also at the park where the wolf and Illyana's fox complained about not hunting teal deer and squirrels. The aforementioned Liam also played fetch with the wolf on his way to the store.
Apparently Liam was getting ingredients for dinner party with Verity, New Steve and Danny. Apparently there were lots of animals and a skrill along with deep fried cauliflower as an entree. Ew.
Over at Luke's, Maeve was running the show with her owl who apparently likes chicken. Do owls eat chicken? I mean they are both birds. Isn't that a little cannibalistic? Why am I asking these things out loud? Is anyone actually going to answer me? Fork it, I'm almost done.
And finally Silver was hanging out with his demon at the devil's nest. Apparently his demon was a parrot which according to my rum soaked notes was apparently on point for him.
That's it for me, nerds! Have a whatever day because I'm going to wash my bed sheets because they smell like a stoner raccoon.