Radio - Monday 9/14

[mother_forker]

-you bring up what happened on Saturday again and I will end you, Leroy. I'm pretty sure this is the definition of justified killing and I have every right to bash you over the head with a rock. And yes, I know that blaring red light means that the radio is on but I have no forking problem threatening you with squirrel-icide. Which is totally a word. So don't make it weird.

Anyway, hello Fandom. Blah blah blah this is news for yesterday.

School? Nothing.

Dorms? Nothing.

Town which is the only reason I'm here has some activity. Yay. I'm enthralled. Can you tell?

So my buddy Rey was at Stark Industries getting all suspicious because a gremlin had a secret project going on. Having never seen a gremlin, I don't believe this is true and the squirrels made that shirt up.

Silver decided to become a suburban soccer Mom and drink White Claw over at the Devil's Nest. For the listeners at home, he did not literally become a soccer mom. That's me being jealous because he had free access to White Claw. Rey was there after work to not drink White Claw but to chat with John about the three minute dates from the night before. Jaskier was there to talk with John about the glory that is White Claw and how he struck out during three minute dates the night before. He also chatted with Rey about quiet gatherings, TV and Thai food.

And finally there was Maeve-

*chittering*

Shut up. Who was at Luke's working on French-

*chittering*

Shut. Up. She was working on French homework and serving French-

*chittering*

I told you not to make it weird, Leroy! You made it weird!

*chittering*

That's it!

(There was then a loud crash followed by feedback, chittering and eventually a "click" returning the radio to blissful static and silence.)