Fandom Radio, August 6, 2020
Thursday, August 6th, 2020 11:54 amGood morning, dear Fandom...ites? ers? People and others who live here? Something like that, anyway. This is Tahani al-Jamil and I am once again here to tell you what everyone did yesterday. Everyone. Even the boring people because I am a devoted professional and only ever so slightly nosy.
In the park because it was Wednesday, Dean Skywalker made us all look completely ridiculous by playing Twister. But this time there were sprinklers involved and because everyone on this island is not completely unfortunate looking, it was.
Well. Not entirely tragic to look at. Do we know for certain that all people named Steve cannot find shirts that fit, or are the ones here just so so plagued?
In town, Shunsui was taking a nap--I know you're shocked--new Steve got a pastry reward from Danny for being able to tell the Troopers apart, and Summer had Spam Jello shots at Caritas. I had to look up what Spam was and I am HORR.I.FIED.
Seivarden asked Summer if she was a mopey sort of person. The answer is yes. Amaya made Seivarden pay for her rum and to watch her eat Spam shot on a stick and I am no longer hungry for food ever, ever again. And Eleanor was there and excited by Spam shots and you make just...terrible choices. Oh, and speaking of moping, Lucifer was playing sad piano music at home and Octavia came by to be sad, too.
Did I miss something? Was Duke going home some horrible euphemism like when our hamster "went to a farm?" Will people be draped over pianos mourning me if I go on vacation, too? I know they would for my sister, of course. Ooooh, or you could mourn my loss by drinking rosé and watching Lifetime movies, which was Rey, Jaskier, and Silver's choice last night. Which movie? Was it one with the woman who moves back to her small town only to discover that the boy she loved in high school is super cute now?
I love those. Now I want to go watch one.
Ooh! I'm out of notes, so I can. Yay! Farewell, everyone!
In the park because it was Wednesday, Dean Skywalker made us all look completely ridiculous by playing Twister. But this time there were sprinklers involved and because everyone on this island is not completely unfortunate looking, it was.
Well. Not entirely tragic to look at. Do we know for certain that all people named Steve cannot find shirts that fit, or are the ones here just so so plagued?
In town, Shunsui was taking a nap--I know you're shocked--new Steve got a pastry reward from Danny for being able to tell the Troopers apart, and Summer had Spam Jello shots at Caritas. I had to look up what Spam was and I am HORR.I.FIED.
Seivarden asked Summer if she was a mopey sort of person. The answer is yes. Amaya made Seivarden pay for her rum and to watch her eat Spam shot on a stick and I am no longer hungry for food ever, ever again. And Eleanor was there and excited by Spam shots and you make just...terrible choices. Oh, and speaking of moping, Lucifer was playing sad piano music at home and Octavia came by to be sad, too.
Did I miss something? Was Duke going home some horrible euphemism like when our hamster "went to a farm?" Will people be draped over pianos mourning me if I go on vacation, too? I know they would for my sister, of course. Ooooh, or you could mourn my loss by drinking rosé and watching Lifetime movies, which was Rey, Jaskier, and Silver's choice last night. Which movie? Was it one with the woman who moves back to her small town only to discover that the boy she loved in high school is super cute now?
I love those. Now I want to go watch one.
Ooh! I'm out of notes, so I can. Yay! Farewell, everyone!