Fandom Radio: Friday, May 29th.
Friday, May 29th, 2020 05:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Goood morning, Fandom! Summer Smith here, with another weekly radio radio report for your Friday morning, and we're just going to get right into it!
In SCHOOL, Space Cupcakes had a very Summer-approved class about improving your cupcakes to make for better bait, Animal Handling handled pigeons..and also didn't, but more on that later, and Weapons talked swords.
Nothing for the DORMS, but in TOWN, Elli stuck around the clinic after treating Wayne for his inexplicable pigeon wounds, and the staff at Luke's went with pork and frogs legs over fish this week because of the whole 'Duke got gremlin bit to think he was a pretty pig' thing that happened yesterday. Danny showed up to make fun of him about it, too, and wound up getting a well-overdue, because, seriously, he's been here how long?, lesson about gremlins. And, you know, once you get in with the gremlins, then it's only natural to get into all the other fun stuff that makes this place seem like a bad trip to anyone from a, quote-unquote, 'normal' universe like I'm assuming Danny miiiiight be. So Danny got some lunch and buckled in for Fandom 101. I bet it went great!
Lucille was having a nice time at the onsen, probably, until Shunsui showed up and they flir--oh, Lucille, noooo.
We sometimes have very thin walls on our floor, you just can't do that to me.
Well, in somehow less troubling news, Eric's advertising for an axe-throwing contest brought all the little axe-loving weirdos out to the Devil's Nest last night, like Iris, who made plans with Eric about t-shirts and waivers to up the chances of someone actually losing a foot. Which meant she probably enjoyed Magnus' story about this one time he cleaved a bandit in twain long ways, and I'm a little disturbed by how many times the squirrels underlined long ways. Lucifer didn't approve of the axes and informed Eric that he'll be getting rid of them when he redecorates, and also informed Iris that Eric has a lot of ideas that don't end up happening. Hmmm. Changes to the Devil's Nest that never come to fruition, you don't say...
Anyway! Amaya showed up to try to get a sale out of Eric, wound up getting one from Magnus, who promised not to stab any non-evil people with his new rapier since Amaya promised not to clone him for nefarious purposes or otherwise, and then was just terrible with Iris, puns were involved, that's all I'll say, and Magnus told Eric about cooking pigeons for his class earlier.
*stage whisper* (Just don't try that with squirrels, Magnus, they're a bit sensitive about that!)
And that's it! That's all that happened! So we'll see you next week, Summer OU--
*chitter!*
*chitter chitter chitter, chitter chitter chit, chitter chitter chitter chitter. Chitter chitter chitter, chitter chitter, chitter chitter chit chitter. Chitter chitter chitter, chitter chitter chit chit!*
...yeah, okay, and that happened too. Bye-eeeeeeeee!
**CLICK**
In SCHOOL, Space Cupcakes had a very Summer-approved class about improving your cupcakes to make for better bait, Animal Handling handled pigeons..and also didn't, but more on that later, and Weapons talked swords.
Nothing for the DORMS, but in TOWN, Elli stuck around the clinic after treating Wayne for his inexplicable pigeon wounds, and the staff at Luke's went with pork and frogs legs over fish this week because of the whole 'Duke got gremlin bit to think he was a pretty pig' thing that happened yesterday. Danny showed up to make fun of him about it, too, and wound up getting a well-overdue, because, seriously, he's been here how long?, lesson about gremlins. And, you know, once you get in with the gremlins, then it's only natural to get into all the other fun stuff that makes this place seem like a bad trip to anyone from a, quote-unquote, 'normal' universe like I'm assuming Danny miiiiight be. So Danny got some lunch and buckled in for Fandom 101. I bet it went great!
Lucille was having a nice time at the onsen, probably, until Shunsui showed up and they flir--oh, Lucille, noooo.
We sometimes have very thin walls on our floor, you just can't do that to me.
Well, in somehow less troubling news, Eric's advertising for an axe-throwing contest brought all the little axe-loving weirdos out to the Devil's Nest last night, like Iris, who made plans with Eric about t-shirts and waivers to up the chances of someone actually losing a foot. Which meant she probably enjoyed Magnus' story about this one time he cleaved a bandit in twain long ways, and I'm a little disturbed by how many times the squirrels underlined long ways. Lucifer didn't approve of the axes and informed Eric that he'll be getting rid of them when he redecorates, and also informed Iris that Eric has a lot of ideas that don't end up happening. Hmmm. Changes to the Devil's Nest that never come to fruition, you don't say...
Anyway! Amaya showed up to try to get a sale out of Eric, wound up getting one from Magnus, who promised not to stab any non-evil people with his new rapier since Amaya promised not to clone him for nefarious purposes or otherwise, and then was just terrible with Iris, puns were involved, that's all I'll say, and Magnus told Eric about cooking pigeons for his class earlier.
*stage whisper* (Just don't try that with squirrels, Magnus, they're a bit sensitive about that!)
And that's it! That's all that happened! So we'll see you next week, Summer OU--
*chitter!*
*chitter chitter chitter, chitter chitter chit, chitter chitter chitter chitter. Chitter chitter chitter, chitter chitter, chitter chitter chit chitter. Chitter chitter chitter, chitter chitter chit chit!*
...yeah, okay, and that happened too. Bye-eeeeeeeee!
**CLICK**