Fandom Radio: Friday, October 18th.

[died8yearsago]

...wait, so, the reason I'm here right now instead of Blackstone is because you guys are pissed at her for eating cuy, and so you're refusing to let her even touch your notes?

*chittering!*

...how is this a punishment?

*chittering*

Well, I know what I'm doing as soon as this is over.

*more chittering*

Yeah, yeah, don't get your tails all tied up in a knot. I'll still read them since I'm already here, but let's get this over with. First of all--

*chittering*

No, I'm not introducing myself. Like I said, first of all, back on Fandom, because there are still poor jerks who don't have people to mooch off of for free trips, like Fjord who still went to work at the forge even though his boss isn't even there.

I think the people who went other places and got back might get a pass, though, like Jack and Alenko and Kanan, and [BEEP]ing Duke, who sailed back in looking pretty rough but in time to meet Octavia at the port where she was probably being harrassed by those stupid porg things. Anyway, they talked about how his trip didn't go so great and all the stupid presents Octavia got from Shunsui.

...which one's he again?

*♥ ♥ chittering ♥ ♥*

Ugh. Right. That asshole.

Anyway, in cooler people news, the squirrels don't even take a vacation when on vactions, so I still have to report on what we all did in the Galapagos yesterday. If you guessed more hiking, congratulations, you're not a complete moron. Fish Boy was, ironically, loving it, but Janet seemed to having some difficulty, despite telling Kennedy that she was fine. Wait, who's that?

*chittering*

Yeah, no clue.

*chitters*

I do not need to be more social, [BEEP] off. Anyway, Keyleth turned into a turtle, too, so that's actually kind of fitting.

But, before all that, there was breakfast, and so there was apparently Wayne, which the squirrels took note of and also noted that it needed to not be noted, so then why did you still note it? Ugh. Anyway, Sabine was working on a letter, and Guinea Pig Eater McGee---really, guys? You're resorting to childish nicknames because you're mad at her? ...was texting with...ugh, Hot Leaf Wat--

*CHITTERS*

--that's different, she earned that.

Moving on. Kitty skipped on the hiking because she has a tiny human with her, and so they just chilled at the pool. In the gym, Kennedy and Beau opted not to spar for the sake of the gym itself, postponing it for when there's more time on actual dry land, and Kincaid stopped in, commisserated with Kennedy about how lame the ship's gym is and how his class isn't exactly going according to plan, and also got shouted at by Beau.

Off the ship, Rogers found out that his new old lady best friend was here for a wedding, so he and Kincaid crashed it for, you know, research purposes, and I swear to God, if they didn't have a good balloon arch, just forget about it, it's not even worth your time.

For the evening, there was some weird-ass ceremony performance thing that involved Skywalker in a coconut bra....because why leave all the trauma back on Fandom? Vette was sulky about it, which is a fair response, but bonus points to Sabine for getting photographic evidence.

Kincaid was in the library like a nerd, and Beau showed up, too, so I guess she's also a nerd, but it worked out because she actually wanted to talk to him about...I can't read this [BEEP], let's just go with Skywalker's bold new fashion ventures.

And that looks like it's just about it. Good. I gotta go find a few cooks on this boat to see about some guinea pi--

*offended chittering*

Yeah, no, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm pretty sure I've eaten worse.

*angry chit--*

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