Fandom Radio, Monday, October 7, 2019
Monday, October 7th, 2019 09:43 amGood morning, everyone, this is Steve Rogers and you can tell by my voice that it's already one of those days, so guy...presenting...folks.
*frantic chittering*
And squirrels. Yeah. It's not just you.
*awkward pause*
Leroy, please stop petting my hair. It's kinda invasive.
So let's get to the news of yesterday where everyone's bits were their...usual bits. I normally spend zero time thinking about them in general. I'm just putting that out there in a clearly futile effort to make this less weird. Up at the school, the library books' good behavior for last weekend was completely gone this one. My sympathies, Lana. In town, Luke's had the normal pancake special, but there were also waffles. Tisarwat stopped in to explore the vast world of Earth breakfast food, so no one ruin it by giving her Cream of Wheat, okay? Sparkle was desperate for a distraction at Demon Marcus and got one in the form of Kaidan bringing pastries, and Hannibal stopped by later with lunch. Kaidan was dodging porgs on the beach, and Liam--hi, Liam!--complimented him on his technique. Owen was talking to the furniture at the book store--no notes about it talking back--and Atton was concentrating very hard on not paying attention to the Caritas zombies. Finally, Rey has a new gremlin assistant on her shifts at Stark's and that is probably slightly worrisome, speaking as a guy who lives there on non-Rey days. Guess I need to open negotiations with him now, too?
*chittering*
No, I'm not going to offer to let him pet my hair. Stop being creepy, Leroy. Let's hope this is all worn off by tomorrow.
*frantic chittering*
And squirrels. Yeah. It's not just you.
*awkward pause*
Leroy, please stop petting my hair. It's kinda invasive.
So let's get to the news of yesterday where everyone's bits were their...usual bits. I normally spend zero time thinking about them in general. I'm just putting that out there in a clearly futile effort to make this less weird. Up at the school, the library books' good behavior for last weekend was completely gone this one. My sympathies, Lana. In town, Luke's had the normal pancake special, but there were also waffles. Tisarwat stopped in to explore the vast world of Earth breakfast food, so no one ruin it by giving her Cream of Wheat, okay? Sparkle was desperate for a distraction at Demon Marcus and got one in the form of Kaidan bringing pastries, and Hannibal stopped by later with lunch. Kaidan was dodging porgs on the beach, and Liam--hi, Liam!--complimented him on his technique. Owen was talking to the furniture at the book store--no notes about it talking back--and Atton was concentrating very hard on not paying attention to the Caritas zombies. Finally, Rey has a new gremlin assistant on her shifts at Stark's and that is probably slightly worrisome, speaking as a guy who lives there on non-Rey days. Guess I need to open negotiations with him now, too?
*chittering*
No, I'm not going to offer to let him pet my hair. Stop being creepy, Leroy. Let's hope this is all worn off by tomorrow.