Fandom Radio, Monday, August 5th
Monday, August 5th, 2019 06:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Sparkle: Faaaandom, good mooorning! Guess what! Fandom let me keep my--
Kanan: *Shuts the door behind him* -- Are you still in that --
Sparkle: ONESIE! I mean, the tail thingy doesn't do the thingy anymore so I had to walk here. But check this out! *Unzip, zip, unzip, zip* IT HAS A ZIPPER NOW.
Kanan: ... Why aren't you wearing anything under that?
Sparkle: Dude, it's still like August out there.
Kanan: Ah. My bad. Do we have notes?
Sparkle: We have notes! Like how Lana was piiiiiisssed that she couldn't read the books at the library, so she was doing lightsaber forms during her shift instead.
Kanan: That's fair. Sparkle here was selling leaves at the Demon Marcus during his shift--
Sparkle: I bought like three just to see what would happen today. Still leaves, just the boring kind. Fandom doesn't like me that much. Kanan was sending angry emails to gnomes from over at Luke's--
Kanan: They really have terrible customer service. At the Bookbelt, Owen had music playing while he worked. Is it that same number I kept hearing around the island all week?
*Chitter*
Kanan: Ah, yes. But louder.
Sparkle: And at Caritas, Atton set one foot into the place and all the weird retreated. ATTON. MAN. WHY. That was the best!
Kanan: You're a strange man, Sparkle.
Sparkle: Thank you, Kanan. Hey, any idea what the weird this week is yet?
Kanan: Not yet, but I'm sure we'll all be properly horrified when we find out. Until next week, Fandom, stay safe. Kanan -
Sparkle: - And Sparkle! -
Kanan: Out.
*Unzip! Zip! Unzip! Zip! Unz--*
Kanan: *Shuts the door behind him* -- Are you still in that --
Sparkle: ONESIE! I mean, the tail thingy doesn't do the thingy anymore so I had to walk here. But check this out! *Unzip, zip, unzip, zip* IT HAS A ZIPPER NOW.
Kanan: ... Why aren't you wearing anything under that?
Sparkle: Dude, it's still like August out there.
Kanan: Ah. My bad. Do we have notes?
Sparkle: We have notes! Like how Lana was piiiiiisssed that she couldn't read the books at the library, so she was doing lightsaber forms during her shift instead.
Kanan: That's fair. Sparkle here was selling leaves at the Demon Marcus during his shift--
Sparkle: I bought like three just to see what would happen today. Still leaves, just the boring kind. Fandom doesn't like me that much. Kanan was sending angry emails to gnomes from over at Luke's--
Kanan: They really have terrible customer service. At the Bookbelt, Owen had music playing while he worked. Is it that same number I kept hearing around the island all week?
*Chitter*
Kanan: Ah, yes. But louder.
Sparkle: And at Caritas, Atton set one foot into the place and all the weird retreated. ATTON. MAN. WHY. That was the best!
Kanan: You're a strange man, Sparkle.
Sparkle: Thank you, Kanan. Hey, any idea what the weird this week is yet?
Kanan: Not yet, but I'm sure we'll all be properly horrified when we find out. Until next week, Fandom, stay safe. Kanan -
Sparkle: - And Sparkle! -
Kanan: Out.
*Unzip! Zip! Unzip! Zip! Unz--*