Fandom Radio: Sunday June 23, 2019

[biotic_psychotic]

"Good morning, [BEEP], this is Jack with the daily rodent gossip report. It's been quiet because with all this unexpected [BEEP], nobody really wants to go outside or do anything and risk getting turned into a giant slimy or corroded or radioactive aggressive anything and it's all kind of [BEEP]. I mean, I was warned about this [BEEP] when I moved here but this [BEEP] is taking [BEEP] to a new level of 'bite me'. 'Every few months' my tattooed left [BEEP]cheek. Could you just not, island? [BEEP]! This is [BEEP], it's summer, there's beaches, I was looking forward to getting a tan without giving off rads or having to kill my way through a bunch of grey slimy things, for the love of [BEEP]!

Anyway.

In the dorms, Owen was on the floor in Room 201 .. laying there. Huh. Maybe that's what the little [BEEP] was doing through summer session since he showed up to class like, once ever.

Around town, Miguel was at Luke's to the surprise of nobody because that's the shift he [BEEP] works, Leroy.

Atton was at home doing some stress cleaning when Sia showed up. They talked about.. cooking.. shows.. Right. [BEEP] this island, you know everything's [BEEP] when Atton is being domestic and normal.

Sidon was in the ocean down at the beach ... playing 'tag' with Vette. .. Yeah, that tracks.

That's the daily rodent gossip report. Jack, out."