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Fandom Radio: Saturday, May 11th
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1000yearstoolateGood morning, this is Seivarden Vendaai, bringing you the current squirrel gossip.
**chittering**
[BEEP]
Classes are back, and Recreational Misuse and Alternative Uses of Gadgets showed the students something called Alexa. Some students tried it out.
Rosa was teaching Fandom Gladiators and torturing the students with stupid costumes, dumb names and something called a Human Cannonball. The students seemed to be enjoying themselves.
At the Fandom Island Gazette, Paris had trouble dealing with the deer.
*pause*
How do you bribe the deer?
Ben opened Stark Industries, and a cute boy came to visit. I'm just reading the notes. Oh, the cute boy was his husband.
Mae was having fun at The Holoscene. While working. It's good to enjoy your job, I suppose.
Sidon was surprisingly quiet at Furnado, and there was no puppy cuddling.
Amaya was working a bit too hard at the forge. Amaya, please, I know you take your work seriously, but please don't...
**chittering**
I'm allowed to be concerned about people, aren't I?"
Kanan was practicing at the warehouse, Rey called and Kanan told her the news. What happened to the sword club.
**chittering**
Just to be clear, I don't think there's anything wrong with a sword club. I'm just not interested in swords myself.
Fjord had vegetarian kebabs at Caritas. Beau asked about the food, and she and Fjord talked about the vampire thing. Amaya appreciated vegetarian food on a stick. Beau told Amaya she had used some throwing stars at the vampires, and she ordered some more. Throwing stars, not vampires.
**chittering**
No, I'm not worried about anyone punching me. [BEEP]
Vette was working at the Wellspring Arms & Meditations Center.
Liam had to deal with pastry drama at the Trooper Station.
My colleague Keyleth was working at Covent Garden Flowers when Trevor stopped by and insulted her. That's unacceptable!
**chittering**
[BEEP]!
That's all for today, time for me to head to work, and if any insulting kids stop by... Never mind.
**chittering**
[BEEP]
Classes are back, and Recreational Misuse and Alternative Uses of Gadgets showed the students something called Alexa. Some students tried it out.
Rosa was teaching Fandom Gladiators and torturing the students with stupid costumes, dumb names and something called a Human Cannonball. The students seemed to be enjoying themselves.
At the Fandom Island Gazette, Paris had trouble dealing with the deer.
*pause*
How do you bribe the deer?
Ben opened Stark Industries, and a cute boy came to visit. I'm just reading the notes. Oh, the cute boy was his husband.
Mae was having fun at The Holoscene. While working. It's good to enjoy your job, I suppose.
Sidon was surprisingly quiet at Furnado, and there was no puppy cuddling.
Amaya was working a bit too hard at the forge. Amaya, please, I know you take your work seriously, but please don't...
**chittering**
I'm allowed to be concerned about people, aren't I?"
Kanan was practicing at the warehouse, Rey called and Kanan told her the news. What happened to the sword club.
**chittering**
Just to be clear, I don't think there's anything wrong with a sword club. I'm just not interested in swords myself.
Fjord had vegetarian kebabs at Caritas. Beau asked about the food, and she and Fjord talked about the vampire thing. Amaya appreciated vegetarian food on a stick. Beau told Amaya she had used some throwing stars at the vampires, and she ordered some more. Throwing stars, not vampires.
**chittering**
No, I'm not worried about anyone punching me. [BEEP]
Vette was working at the Wellspring Arms & Meditations Center.
Liam had to deal with pastry drama at the Trooper Station.
My colleague Keyleth was working at Covent Garden Flowers when Trevor stopped by and insulted her. That's unacceptable!
**chittering**
[BEEP]!
That's all for today, time for me to head to work, and if any insulting kids stop by... Never mind.