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Fandom Radio, April 12, 2019
Friday, April 12th, 2019 10:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sith_happened...I don't understand, why am I being dragged into the studio today?
*chittering*
That didn't really explain anything. I'm Anakin Skywalker, and apparently I do the news now, so let's get on with it so I can got teach my class. In yesterday's class, Summer turned her time into an impromtu sex ed course because it's that time of year again. It was probably not as effective as my "you'll get disesases and die" version, but I'm not in charge of the curriculum.
In the dorms, Tip was selling tickets to the dance tonight where I will absolutely be checking for drink spiking, so don't get caught. Paris and Trevor were flirting in her room and now you know that the dean knows about that. Just give yourselves the "sex causes diseases and babies and diseases" speech and we'll call it even.
In town, Sabine made absolutely certain that the Wellspring Arms was pristine, and that's it?
*chittering*
Well, today will be crazier. It's Prom. Remember kids: do the deed, get alllll the diseases. Condoms are your friends.
*chittering*
Well, I don't really care if you didn't want me to say condom.
*chittering*
That didn't really explain anything. I'm Anakin Skywalker, and apparently I do the news now, so let's get on with it so I can got teach my class. In yesterday's class, Summer turned her time into an impromtu sex ed course because it's that time of year again. It was probably not as effective as my "you'll get disesases and die" version, but I'm not in charge of the curriculum.
In the dorms, Tip was selling tickets to the dance tonight where I will absolutely be checking for drink spiking, so don't get caught. Paris and Trevor were flirting in her room and now you know that the dean knows about that. Just give yourselves the "sex causes diseases and babies and diseases" speech and we'll call it even.
In town, Sabine made absolutely certain that the Wellspring Arms was pristine, and that's it?
*chittering*
Well, today will be crazier. It's Prom. Remember kids: do the deed, get alllll the diseases. Condoms are your friends.
*chittering*
Well, I don't really care if you didn't want me to say condom.