Fandom Radio, Monday, April 8th

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Faaandom, hey, welcome to Cold Showers week, in which like half the island's population spends all their time itchy and uncomfortable and I swear to god I'm gonna leave. For the whole week. JUST SEE IF I DON'T, FANDOM.

*Chitter!*

... Take that outside.

Hey, Fandom, this is Sparkle, and I'm gonna read off these notes and bail. Like, super bail. I will probably grab Hernando and drag him away too but I don't need to be on the island for--

*Chitter*

Outside!

*Silence*

I've got notes, anyway. Like how at the school, Lana was learning about Prom from some of the library books.

They had something called - and I'm doing airquotes here - Adventure Pancakes for Kanan's shift at Luke's. Summer didn't wanna know, and that's probably a smart move, so she talked about different types of adventures, instead. Sabine did want to know, which is why she wound up chasing a chicken around Luke's, and Jack stopped by to drink coffee and complain about how well-behaved the students are. I think she's throwing a rave.

... JACK. TAP ME IN. I HAVE GLITTER.

Summer was kicking the Vet out of Furnado to go take a spa day, yesterday. I was at Demon Marcus doing some googling when Hernando had some sweets sent my way - he is the best and you should all be lucky enough to have one - and Atton was outside Caritas chain-smoking in order to avoid some sportsball event or whatever. Sia stopped by to visit Atton and they agreed on mutual not getting stabbed which, yes, is a great thing to agree to, guys. A+ plan I approve, putting a stamp on that. Jack stopped by to ask about where to go to get stun weapon stuff. And... Hernando? He stopped by to-

*pause*

To also chat with Atton oh my god that's all the notes I need to bury my face in my hands forever bye.

Fandom Radio- Tuesday, April 9

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Morning, everybody. This is Kitty, here filling in for the usual girl. I'm going to guess either people are hiding out here, or they're hiding out for a different reason. Either way, the squirrels got me here.

Over at school, Adulting got a lecture on how to, uh, handle this week, and then they got to watch Lexi as a lesson, religion tried some divination, which got Lana asking about the cards they were using, and Civics made up scenarios about being on the wrong side of the law. And at the library, Tip was trying to find nice, boring things to read. See, I feel weird reading about the kids this week. Please no one do anything too bad, and please don't let the squirrels have detailed it.

Next, the dorms. I'm going to wince through these now. Sidon was working out in the salle when Sabine came in to stab things and wonder why no one told her about the week where everyone's trying not to jump each other. I don't have an answer for that. Breq also came for a workout, and saw the light at the end of the tunnel for this week.

...Is that all the dorm notes? Oh, thank god.

In town, Beau was also making use of the gym, and yeah, those places are going to see an increase of use for a bit. She and Seivarden sniped at each other, though I don't know if that's everyone's mood, or if that's normal. Rosa made sure everyone was nice and seated at the trooper station, Summer was keeping Turtle and Canary stocked with condoms, and at MHA, Atton and Sparkle managed a normal conversation about the former's talk with Hernando, which the latter then had to talk to Hernando about later. That's more talking than anyone else is going to manage this week.

You do not get to hear about me and Clint, don't be weird, squirrels. Movie class still met, though the subject matter was tough on Fjord and got Seivarden yelled at, and Fenris threw stuff and he and Fjord left, and poor Peter didn't know what the issue was. Believe it or not, none of that was about sex. Meanwhile, Peter and Amaya talked about the last time the island screwed with us. You know. Last week. And finally, at the Devil's Nest, Verity was just trying to survive her shift, while Miguel didn't know what was going on. I'm going to guess you've figured that out by now.

That's all the notes, so I'm going to... not be here.