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Fandom Radio; Thursday, March 21st.
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somethingwithturquoiseI'm sorry, why are you all surprised that I'm myself and not an animal right now?
**chittering**
Okay, so why would you think that I'm an animal just because Amaya's a rabbit right now? Like, how would those things even be remotely related? Where are you even getting this connection?
...and wait. If you guys thought I was an animal right now, why did you come find me in the first place?
*awkward silence*
*awkward chittering*
...gross, Leroy. Gross. Also, these notes area a mess. Were you all drunk...
...ker that usual yesterday? Whatever. I'll try to see if I can make sense of all this, but I doubt it. I see you guys have already started recording, anyway, so, uhhh, hey, everyone. Summer Smith here, making a return to radio because your usual Thursday morning broadcaster is an adorable bunny. Well, I'm assuming she'd make a cute bunny, I haven't seen it with my own eyes, but I guess I'm filling in for her. So here's your news on yesterday's weird, weird, weird day.
In SCHOOL, the Future is Swell! tried to make solar panels despite the teachers not being able to stay the same size or even age. An Excuse for Field Trips had the right idea by just doing a field trip to the movie theater. Meanwhile, with all these shenanigans going on, Amaya thought it was a good idea to have her shop class pour molten metal. Amaya? Sweetie? You're great and I love you, but it's okay to take a movie day every once in a while.
In the DORMS..oh, hey! Dorm note! Look at that! Astrid and Sabine nearly got into a fight over what color to paint the hair on a bunch of snowmen before Astrid turning into a lamb made Sabine cry.
**insistent chittering**
Okay? So Astrid's an animal, too, I don't see why you still seem to think that means I should be one right now, too? Is it...a Turtle & Canary thing? Are Apu and Jughead animals, too? No? Then shut up about it because I am not getting your logic.
And now onto the TOWN, and if you guys thought this was weird so far, just you wait.
Fjord was all excited for another day making more Paul Bunyan level [BEEP] over at the Forge; Amaya showed up to challenge him to a fight before he broke the closet door and discovered, like, dragons and weird floating eyes and [BEEP] in there, and I'm just wondering what the hell kind of shop you're running over there, Amaya. And then Fenris showed up to complain about the hotel wanting to make the bed he and Fjord share into two seperate beds...but I guess Fjord was too busy falling and drowning on dry land to really talk about it beyond a really emotion exchange about how glad they are to...share a bed. And it wasn't until Amaya got back to pat herself and Fjord on the back for fighting closet dragons that she'd turned into a rabbit. And actually stayed one.
At least things were pretty mellow for Peter at the flower shop. Kitty went out for coffee, wher she and Steeeeeeve just talked about the weirdness while demonstrably cycling through the weirdness. Including kissing. It was one of those days, you guys.
BD--Kanan was at the Park, glaring at ducks, which I think would even be a thing without the weirdness, sorry, BDG. Jack showed up, and it didn't take Kanan long to figure out what was going on and explain to her to buckle in for some nice whiplash. Which probably only got worse once Jono ran through as a horse on fire for about two seconds and then tried to talk aboutit. *singsong* Welcome to Fannndoooom, Jaaaaack~~.
Hernando got a visit from Sparkle and...y'know, I'm just going to say it. Trying to have any sort of romantic and/or sexytime on a day like yesterday sounds nearly as risky as making students pour molten metal on a day like yesterday, but I really hope it worked out for you kids.
And, lastly, Tino suckered Sidon into bartending at Caritas, since the usual bartender didn't show up and Sidon is amazingly easy to push over for someone who's a billion feet tall. His night started with a distressed call from Vette, whose bed apparently caught on fire, but that didn't stop her from making her way down to the bar to see him. And Seivarden showed up for two pint glasses of whiskey and was actually nice, probably because she clearly couldn't help it.
And that's it, hopefully today is back to normal...at least for Fandom...and...ugggh, I am remembering why I stopped doing this in the first place, you guys. Sleeping in is nice. I'mma go get a coffee before my class, ugh.
...and stop looking at me like that, I am not turning into a squirrel!
**CLICK!**
**chittering**
Okay, so why would you think that I'm an animal just because Amaya's a rabbit right now? Like, how would those things even be remotely related? Where are you even getting this connection?
...and wait. If you guys thought I was an animal right now, why did you come find me in the first place?
*awkward silence*
*awkward chittering*
...gross, Leroy. Gross. Also, these notes area a mess. Were you all drunk...
...ker that usual yesterday? Whatever. I'll try to see if I can make sense of all this, but I doubt it. I see you guys have already started recording, anyway, so, uhhh, hey, everyone. Summer Smith here, making a return to radio because your usual Thursday morning broadcaster is an adorable bunny. Well, I'm assuming she'd make a cute bunny, I haven't seen it with my own eyes, but I guess I'm filling in for her. So here's your news on yesterday's weird, weird, weird day.
In SCHOOL, the Future is Swell! tried to make solar panels despite the teachers not being able to stay the same size or even age. An Excuse for Field Trips had the right idea by just doing a field trip to the movie theater. Meanwhile, with all these shenanigans going on, Amaya thought it was a good idea to have her shop class pour molten metal. Amaya? Sweetie? You're great and I love you, but it's okay to take a movie day every once in a while.
In the DORMS..oh, hey! Dorm note! Look at that! Astrid and Sabine nearly got into a fight over what color to paint the hair on a bunch of snowmen before Astrid turning into a lamb made Sabine cry.
**insistent chittering**
Okay? So Astrid's an animal, too, I don't see why you still seem to think that means I should be one right now, too? Is it...a Turtle & Canary thing? Are Apu and Jughead animals, too? No? Then shut up about it because I am not getting your logic.
And now onto the TOWN, and if you guys thought this was weird so far, just you wait.
Fjord was all excited for another day making more Paul Bunyan level [BEEP] over at the Forge; Amaya showed up to challenge him to a fight before he broke the closet door and discovered, like, dragons and weird floating eyes and [BEEP] in there, and I'm just wondering what the hell kind of shop you're running over there, Amaya. And then Fenris showed up to complain about the hotel wanting to make the bed he and Fjord share into two seperate beds...but I guess Fjord was too busy falling and drowning on dry land to really talk about it beyond a really emotion exchange about how glad they are to...share a bed. And it wasn't until Amaya got back to pat herself and Fjord on the back for fighting closet dragons that she'd turned into a rabbit. And actually stayed one.
At least things were pretty mellow for Peter at the flower shop. Kitty went out for coffee, wher she and Steeeeeeve just talked about the weirdness while demonstrably cycling through the weirdness. Including kissing. It was one of those days, you guys.
BD--Kanan was at the Park, glaring at ducks, which I think would even be a thing without the weirdness, sorry, BDG. Jack showed up, and it didn't take Kanan long to figure out what was going on and explain to her to buckle in for some nice whiplash. Which probably only got worse once Jono ran through as a horse on fire for about two seconds and then tried to talk aboutit. *singsong* Welcome to Fannndoooom, Jaaaaack~~.
Hernando got a visit from Sparkle and...y'know, I'm just going to say it. Trying to have any sort of romantic and/or sexytime on a day like yesterday sounds nearly as risky as making students pour molten metal on a day like yesterday, but I really hope it worked out for you kids.
And, lastly, Tino suckered Sidon into bartending at Caritas, since the usual bartender didn't show up and Sidon is amazingly easy to push over for someone who's a billion feet tall. His night started with a distressed call from Vette, whose bed apparently caught on fire, but that didn't stop her from making her way down to the bar to see him. And Seivarden showed up for two pint glasses of whiskey and was actually nice, probably because she clearly couldn't help it.
And that's it, hopefully today is back to normal...at least for Fandom...and...ugggh, I am remembering why I stopped doing this in the first place, you guys. Sleeping in is nice. I'mma go get a coffee before my class, ugh.
...and stop looking at me like that, I am not turning into a squirrel!
**CLICK!**