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Fandom Radio, Wednesday, February 6, 2019
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revengenotebookMorning, everyone, it's Paris Geller and it's totally raining cheese today.
*frantic chittering*
Okay, it's not, but it's February and everyone's tired. Thought I'd spice things up a little. In classes, Make It Fashion learned how to adjust a pattern in order to fit a specific person. That's called "bespoke" and you'll pay through the nose for it. A New You got attacked by Barney the dinosaur in a tavern and you know what, I'm not even a little surprised. Problem Solving Through Science worked on irrigating a farm--no news if they also got attacked by Barney, but I wouldn't be shocked--and Aphra explained to the Art of Honesty class that there really isn't such a thing as truth and having sat through the State of the Union address last night, she's depressingly right.
In town, Eponine was dealing with heart-shaped boxes and candy already at the post office for the worst, stupidest holiday of the year.
*chittering*
Of course I hate Valentine's Day. Are you new? Astrid was making bouquets over at the flower shop, but it didn't seem like her heart was really in it. Kagura made a giant snow penis--WHAT?! in the junkyard, Mitsutada was dealing with the usual ridiculousness over at Luke's, Seivarden was soaking in the onsen, and Rosa was at Caritas to deal with Kitty, who had a cold. Hand sanitizer for everyone. I am not catching another cold this winter. Mae came into the Magic Shop looking for a knife--that seems normal--and got freaked out by the demon dog, which is also totally normal.
...and now I sound high on cold medicine. I'm done with all of you people. Have a good day, or don't, or whatever. I'm not that invested.
*frantic chittering*
Okay, it's not, but it's February and everyone's tired. Thought I'd spice things up a little. In classes, Make It Fashion learned how to adjust a pattern in order to fit a specific person. That's called "bespoke" and you'll pay through the nose for it. A New You got attacked by Barney the dinosaur in a tavern and you know what, I'm not even a little surprised. Problem Solving Through Science worked on irrigating a farm--no news if they also got attacked by Barney, but I wouldn't be shocked--and Aphra explained to the Art of Honesty class that there really isn't such a thing as truth and having sat through the State of the Union address last night, she's depressingly right.
In town, Eponine was dealing with heart-shaped boxes and candy already at the post office for the worst, stupidest holiday of the year.
*chittering*
Of course I hate Valentine's Day. Are you new? Astrid was making bouquets over at the flower shop, but it didn't seem like her heart was really in it. Kagura made a giant snow penis--WHAT?! in the junkyard, Mitsutada was dealing with the usual ridiculousness over at Luke's, Seivarden was soaking in the onsen, and Rosa was at Caritas to deal with Kitty, who had a cold. Hand sanitizer for everyone. I am not catching another cold this winter. Mae came into the Magic Shop looking for a knife--that seems normal--and got freaked out by the demon dog, which is also totally normal.
...and now I sound high on cold medicine. I'm done with all of you people. Have a good day, or don't, or whatever. I'm not that invested.