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Fandom Radio: Sunday January 12, 2019
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biotic_psychotic"Good morning and why the [BEEP] are you awake, [BEEP] people it's Sunday, sleep in and live a little. It's Jack bringing you the daily rodent gossip report.
At the school, Mae was investigating the attics and caught a gremlin. *A beat* Caught.. a gremlin?"
*chittering*
"Didn't anyone warn her..?"
*chittering*
"Oh [BEEP] come on how is that not in a welcome packet?! 'Avoid the hallucinogenic small green creepy bitey things'. It ain't hard! [BEEP]
Vette found her and they shared some squee about the gremlin before it bit them both..and I can't believe these words are coming out my own mouth right now.. made them think they were both Scottish-brogue accented ducks. I'm making a note, start assigning homework so the kids have less [BEEP] free time to get into trouble on the weekends.
The duckery continued in the 2nd Floor Common Room. They managed to confuse Sidon and try to recruit him as a henchman, accuse Trevor of being in league with.. whichever one of them was the other duck and maybe he was because he began plotting with the other duck.
Sidon tried to clue Trevor in and Trevor continued to be a [BEEP] pottymouth.
Right. Moving on.
In town, Luke's was open and Miguel was enraptured... What?"
*chittering!*
"Enraptured, they tell me, by the menu offerings. Miguel, did you get bitten by a [BEEP] gremlin too? 'Enraptured'? Is that even a thing you can do in public here? I'm pretty sure you shouldn't. [BEEP] 'enraptured' [BEEP].
Seivarden was sounding a little unhinged over at Covent Garden Flowers. It sounds like she was uptight and oversensitive due to a shortage of sleep because she was swearing at the flowers and demanding to know which of them was the cause of her tiredness. Blaming the poor flowers is just crazytalk. Especially when she'd said herself on the radio earlier that she'd slept poorly the night before. You know. In her bedroom. Where the flowers weren't. Also because flowers don't talk. Maybe she needs to cut down on the tea. Caffeine is a stimulant. She should try yoga. Maybe get [BEEP]."
*CHITTER!*
"What?"
*chitter!*
"You're going to beep it anyway. I could have said 'sleeping pills' behind that beep."
*chitter*
"It's almost cute how you expect me to care. Almost. Now [BEEP] off and let me finish reading the notes.
Groovy Tunes was open and Breq was looking up ballet music.
I was at my apartment watching Kaidan rewire the whole place because even on Antique Earth actual fuses instead of breakers is just too old. Kanan brought Stance by later and there's a non-zero chance I'm stealing that dog.
For a value of 'steal' that means 'borrow'. Just in case you're listening, Liam.
Maybe I'll go talk to Kanan about that now since there are no more notes. This is Jack, and your daily rodent gossip report is now over."
At the school, Mae was investigating the attics and caught a gremlin. *A beat* Caught.. a gremlin?"
*chittering*
"Didn't anyone warn her..?"
*chittering*
"Oh [BEEP] come on how is that not in a welcome packet?! 'Avoid the hallucinogenic small green creepy bitey things'. It ain't hard! [BEEP]
Vette found her and they shared some squee about the gremlin before it bit them both..and I can't believe these words are coming out my own mouth right now.. made them think they were both Scottish-brogue accented ducks. I'm making a note, start assigning homework so the kids have less [BEEP] free time to get into trouble on the weekends.
The duckery continued in the 2nd Floor Common Room. They managed to confuse Sidon and try to recruit him as a henchman, accuse Trevor of being in league with.. whichever one of them was the other duck and maybe he was because he began plotting with the other duck.
Sidon tried to clue Trevor in and Trevor continued to be a [BEEP] pottymouth.
Right. Moving on.
In town, Luke's was open and Miguel was enraptured... What?"
*chittering!*
"Enraptured, they tell me, by the menu offerings. Miguel, did you get bitten by a [BEEP] gremlin too? 'Enraptured'? Is that even a thing you can do in public here? I'm pretty sure you shouldn't. [BEEP] 'enraptured' [BEEP].
Seivarden was sounding a little unhinged over at Covent Garden Flowers. It sounds like she was uptight and oversensitive due to a shortage of sleep because she was swearing at the flowers and demanding to know which of them was the cause of her tiredness. Blaming the poor flowers is just crazytalk. Especially when she'd said herself on the radio earlier that she'd slept poorly the night before. You know. In her bedroom. Where the flowers weren't. Also because flowers don't talk. Maybe she needs to cut down on the tea. Caffeine is a stimulant. She should try yoga. Maybe get [BEEP]."
*CHITTER!*
"What?"
*chitter!*
"You're going to beep it anyway. I could have said 'sleeping pills' behind that beep."
*chitter*
"It's almost cute how you expect me to care. Almost. Now [BEEP] off and let me finish reading the notes.
Groovy Tunes was open and Breq was looking up ballet music.
I was at my apartment watching Kaidan rewire the whole place because even on Antique Earth actual fuses instead of breakers is just too old. Kanan brought Stance by later and there's a non-zero chance I'm stealing that dog.
For a value of 'steal' that means 'borrow'. Just in case you're listening, Liam.
Maybe I'll go talk to Kanan about that now since there are no more notes. This is Jack, and your daily rodent gossip report is now over."