Fandom Radio, Monday, December 3rd

[uncertain_dume]

Good morning, Fandom! I'm going to preface this broadcast by suggesting that if you haven't stepped into the shower yet today, you might want to just run the water for a minute before deciding whether or not you want to. Friendly advice to you from your Monday morning radio host.

Who was absolutely not awake enough to look before getting into the shower. And this is why Earth needs sonics. I'm just saying I'm going to start making my way to the Ghost to use Hera's 'fresher in the mornings from now on, thanks Fandom.

Anyway, here's the news. Looks like it was all town yesterday, with Sparkle accidentally letting a teal reindeer in to browse the clearance items at Demon Marcus and Fenris letting a decorated kitten outside to browse the teal reindeer at Covent Garden. At Luke's, the kitchen staff thought it was being funny with a specials board consisting entirely of venison - Summer wasn't impressed either, but stuck around for pancakes just so long as they had nothing to do with deer. And finally, at the Perk, Sabine was doing some people-watching when Prompto came in, and they had a chat about reindeer, holidays, and... soccer moms?

*Rustling*

... Yeah, that's what the note says, and that's where my notes end for the day, so I guess that's that. Take care of yourselves, Fandom. And maybe consider skipping the shower today. Until next week, this is Kanan, and I'm signing off.

Fandom Radio- December 4, 2018

[gobrookeyourself]

...I guess good morning, Fandom. I'm stuck in a radio station with a few squirrels dressed as pirates who are fighting with tiny candy canes, so let me tell you how I didn't expect my day to start.

So at school, Shop class did some sand casting, while Badass Women learned about Eleanor Roosevelt and toured the White House. The Circle of Life seemed mostly sane for once and had a movie day, and How to Make Friends planned a party. Meanwhile at the library, Tip was cranky at Fandom's current thing. Tell me about it. I got a hotel off island just so I could shower. Which isn't a big deal for me, but I shouldn't have to.

Over in the dorms, Nina was complaining about the eggnog to whatever a Foomy is, which was apparently Lana's warning that everything was terrible, and also Sidon stopped by. That's all I've got.

In town, Beau was both not wasting eggnog but also warning people at the gym that the showers might not be the best idea, Alluka considered dressing up at Demon Marcus as a pick me up, and at the trooper station while Nell tried working her mood off, Rosa also dealt with eggnog in the desk drawers. Hopefully Miguel bringing her lunch helped her mood. Usually works when Mike does it for me. At Turtle and Canary, Astrid mixed the Squishy and the eggnog oh god honey no. Rufus came in to get water and to arrange for the animals to get taken care of there, and Astrid asked Mitsutada about his class plans for next semester. And over at the Devil's Nest, Mitsutada and Miguel both hoped to get things that weren't eggnog, while Verity was making the best out of a bad situation with the menu.

That's it, hope your day gets more normal.

Stop it, you little rodents, you're going to put an eye out doing that.