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Fandom Radio, Wednesday, November 7, 2018
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revengenotebookAnyone else feeling emotionally drained today?
*chittering*
Thanks, Leroy. That's very reassuring. Okay, let's get through the news so I can go back to my deep dive on why animals run the media businesses in this place.
*slightly shifty-sounding chittering*
Of course I can ask you off-record. As you all know, yesterday was really weird, and that's going to reflect in the notes. In classes, Rosa made us all watch a highlights reel of us trying to win a hatchet over the last week for Badass Bitches--Wren, I'm still mad at you for winning--and whatever Practical Ethics was supposed to talk about was completely hijacked by Aphra being stuck in one place in the room all class. Wonder if she's still there.
In town, Eponine was having all kinds of trouble in the post office, spending most of the day standing on a chair she was trying to sit on--I had that happen too!--Zack was shirtless and dealing with a twelve foot tall cat at Furnado, which, honestly, could be any other day too, and Norman was fixated on something only he could see outside the door of the Magic Box. Prompto was late for work due to riding a giant...chicken-thing...through town and then had problems at the CIC with his hand going all the way through computers, Aloy got distracted by a deer stuck halfway through a hill because it's distracting, and entire parts of the flower shop were just disappearing under Astrid's watch. Liam's day at the Trooper Station was full of animals filing police reports, and Mitsutada was experiencing a bout of nakedness just before arriving Luke's, which is definitely a health code violation if it had happened inside, so good job for dodging that problem, Mitsutada. Dr. Lecter was experiencing technical difficulties in his office as well--his tie kept phasing through his suit, for one--Beau got attacked by roosters that just appeared in her apartment, and in old people movie watching, Amaya was stuck reciting words that didn't make any sense and Kaidan kept losing his shirt.
And at Caritas, Rosa found herself stuck in the bar--literally--which she managed to outsmart by kicking Seivarden, getting her booted from Caritas and leaving her floating just above the duck pond. She might still be there. Kanan was there despite missing his entire torso and Rosa asked him about using his warehouse for class next week, Seivarden was falling through the stools when she wasn't getting kicked, and in general I'm guessing everyone in Caritas yesterday has hangovers today.
At the Perk, Vette had gone invisible just in time to drink her coffee, and Kaidan came in just in time to have a brief lapse in...clothing wearing. Sidon and Vette were supposed to have a swim lesson--
*chittering*
Sorry, a date, made much more difficult by the water disappearing, turning color, and turning into lava.
And that's everything for yesterday. I'm going to need a nap.
*chittering*
Thanks, Leroy. That's very reassuring. Okay, let's get through the news so I can go back to my deep dive on why animals run the media businesses in this place.
*slightly shifty-sounding chittering*
Of course I can ask you off-record. As you all know, yesterday was really weird, and that's going to reflect in the notes. In classes, Rosa made us all watch a highlights reel of us trying to win a hatchet over the last week for Badass Bitches--Wren, I'm still mad at you for winning--and whatever Practical Ethics was supposed to talk about was completely hijacked by Aphra being stuck in one place in the room all class. Wonder if she's still there.
In town, Eponine was having all kinds of trouble in the post office, spending most of the day standing on a chair she was trying to sit on--I had that happen too!--Zack was shirtless and dealing with a twelve foot tall cat at Furnado, which, honestly, could be any other day too, and Norman was fixated on something only he could see outside the door of the Magic Box. Prompto was late for work due to riding a giant...chicken-thing...through town and then had problems at the CIC with his hand going all the way through computers, Aloy got distracted by a deer stuck halfway through a hill because it's distracting, and entire parts of the flower shop were just disappearing under Astrid's watch. Liam's day at the Trooper Station was full of animals filing police reports, and Mitsutada was experiencing a bout of nakedness just before arriving Luke's, which is definitely a health code violation if it had happened inside, so good job for dodging that problem, Mitsutada. Dr. Lecter was experiencing technical difficulties in his office as well--his tie kept phasing through his suit, for one--Beau got attacked by roosters that just appeared in her apartment, and in old people movie watching, Amaya was stuck reciting words that didn't make any sense and Kaidan kept losing his shirt.
And at Caritas, Rosa found herself stuck in the bar--literally--which she managed to outsmart by kicking Seivarden, getting her booted from Caritas and leaving her floating just above the duck pond. She might still be there. Kanan was there despite missing his entire torso and Rosa asked him about using his warehouse for class next week, Seivarden was falling through the stools when she wasn't getting kicked, and in general I'm guessing everyone in Caritas yesterday has hangovers today.
At the Perk, Vette had gone invisible just in time to drink her coffee, and Kaidan came in just in time to have a brief lapse in...clothing wearing. Sidon and Vette were supposed to have a swim lesson--
*chittering*
Sorry, a date, made much more difficult by the water disappearing, turning color, and turning into lava.
And that's everything for yesterday. I'm going to need a nap.