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Fandom Radio, Monday, September 10
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uncertain_dumeHey again, Fandom. It's Kanan Jarrus, here with an impressive stack of notes for a Monday morning. Looks like the squirrels have stopped taking weekends off.
*Chittering*
No, I'm not bringing you extra rum for doing your job well. I'd still rather be in bed, guys.
*Disappointed chittering*
That's just the way it is. And you even brought me notes from the dorms. Still kinda creepy. You can't tell me that handing me a note telling me that Prompto was doing some texting in his room isn't creepy. At least Alluka was in a common room in this 'on her laptop' note you wrote. Looks like Ringo pulled the old sneak-sneak-boo on Alluka, who demanded ice cream as recompense. I'd say that's fair. I'd also caution new folks to not try that one on strangers around here, as you might end up through a wall.
Moving on to town, Liam was in the spaceship parking lot at the junkyard, running over ship diagnostics while waiting for Kaidan and Verity for their field trip outside of Earth's atmosphere. Kaidan showed up in that fancy armor of his and chatted with Liam for a bit about why Liam decided to settle on Fandom, and Verity showed up and introductions were made, which apparently included deifying Liam. Congratulations, Liam? And then they headed into space, which the squirrels will happily follow broadcasters to on their day, but they won't make the effort to follow to take notes, so on I move to Seivarden and her cat, hanging out on the front steps of the MCA, chatting with Peter about some kind of tea drama.
The words 'tea porn' were used. I'm out.
*Chittering*
Well, then give me the next note. Thanks. New guy Fenris was sitting in a tree in the park - good way to meet people even when you're hoping it isn't - and got the predictable parade of 'hey are you new.' First in line was Zack, who was walking his dog and eventually asked him for a swordfight. See? I'm not the only one around here who uses a karking sword. Magnus gave him a hail and well met, and then educated him about GP and Starbucks. I only nominally know what one of those two things are, myself. Looks like Peter was the one who took it upon himself to give Fenris a bit of a primer on where to find things like clothes on the island. Amaya talked about a bit of the weirdness instead, and, of course, about her forge. She does fantastic bladework, folks. Definitely swing by if you're in the market.
At the Magic Box, Bob was watching the books perform some sort of garbage ritual. I don't know if that's a ritual involving garbage, or if the whole setup is actually poodoo. Carter was at the church, cleaning up the graveyard, when Norman stopped by to pay his respects and do some repairs to an old headstone. At Luke's, the pancakes almost all seemed to have alcohol in them, sigh, and Summer made certain that the Kitty doesn't involve real cats. It doesn't. It's peanut butter. Kaidan wanted coffee and let me know he was going on a field trip or two, and Iris stopped by to order pancakes and ask me about what has been framed as 'childish drama.' So, that's a thing.
Jono was having troubles with Fruit Salad at Groovy Tunes, but was distracted from all that when Alluka showed up for her violin lesson. Summer was looking over a list at Turtle & Canary, but was distracted from it both by Pastor Carter showing up with apology cookies and Iris showed up looking for something to hang a sign for Sparkle with. Over at Demon Marcus, the aforementioned Sparkle was painting his nails. A lot, apparently. I have no idea what that means. Kaidan stopped by to show off his fancypants armor and invite Sparkle out for drinks, Karina stopped by needing what the squirrels inform me are 'all the emergency dresses,' and Iris made a sign delivery. Which, the squirrels say, was fitting and well-recieved. Well, good.
Finally, at Caritas, Atton was tired, but still had to deal with all of us idiots. I came in and ordered an orange juice, which is absolutely usual bar fare, you shut up. Kaidan brought Sparkle in, as he'd promised, and they chatted a bit about getting Sparkle onto the stage before the conversation shifted to Hernando. Kaidan got a beer nut thrown at him, probably one of the ones that Sparkle had been throwing at Atton before he was distracted by Karina complimenting his aim. Atton threatened to make Sparkle's drinks stronger - I don't think he minded - and Karina informed Atton that he looked like garbage.
*Chittering*
Did he? Nah, I'm staying out of that one, guys.
Anyway, that's all the notes, so I'm out of here, catch you all next week.
*Chittering*
No, I'm not bringing you extra rum for doing your job well. I'd still rather be in bed, guys.
*Disappointed chittering*
That's just the way it is. And you even brought me notes from the dorms. Still kinda creepy. You can't tell me that handing me a note telling me that Prompto was doing some texting in his room isn't creepy. At least Alluka was in a common room in this 'on her laptop' note you wrote. Looks like Ringo pulled the old sneak-sneak-boo on Alluka, who demanded ice cream as recompense. I'd say that's fair. I'd also caution new folks to not try that one on strangers around here, as you might end up through a wall.
Moving on to town, Liam was in the spaceship parking lot at the junkyard, running over ship diagnostics while waiting for Kaidan and Verity for their field trip outside of Earth's atmosphere. Kaidan showed up in that fancy armor of his and chatted with Liam for a bit about why Liam decided to settle on Fandom, and Verity showed up and introductions were made, which apparently included deifying Liam. Congratulations, Liam? And then they headed into space, which the squirrels will happily follow broadcasters to on their day, but they won't make the effort to follow to take notes, so on I move to Seivarden and her cat, hanging out on the front steps of the MCA, chatting with Peter about some kind of tea drama.
The words 'tea porn' were used. I'm out.
*Chittering*
Well, then give me the next note. Thanks. New guy Fenris was sitting in a tree in the park - good way to meet people even when you're hoping it isn't - and got the predictable parade of 'hey are you new.' First in line was Zack, who was walking his dog and eventually asked him for a swordfight. See? I'm not the only one around here who uses a karking sword. Magnus gave him a hail and well met, and then educated him about GP and Starbucks. I only nominally know what one of those two things are, myself. Looks like Peter was the one who took it upon himself to give Fenris a bit of a primer on where to find things like clothes on the island. Amaya talked about a bit of the weirdness instead, and, of course, about her forge. She does fantastic bladework, folks. Definitely swing by if you're in the market.
At the Magic Box, Bob was watching the books perform some sort of garbage ritual. I don't know if that's a ritual involving garbage, or if the whole setup is actually poodoo. Carter was at the church, cleaning up the graveyard, when Norman stopped by to pay his respects and do some repairs to an old headstone. At Luke's, the pancakes almost all seemed to have alcohol in them, sigh, and Summer made certain that the Kitty doesn't involve real cats. It doesn't. It's peanut butter. Kaidan wanted coffee and let me know he was going on a field trip or two, and Iris stopped by to order pancakes and ask me about what has been framed as 'childish drama.' So, that's a thing.
Jono was having troubles with Fruit Salad at Groovy Tunes, but was distracted from all that when Alluka showed up for her violin lesson. Summer was looking over a list at Turtle & Canary, but was distracted from it both by Pastor Carter showing up with apology cookies and Iris showed up looking for something to hang a sign for Sparkle with. Over at Demon Marcus, the aforementioned Sparkle was painting his nails. A lot, apparently. I have no idea what that means. Kaidan stopped by to show off his fancypants armor and invite Sparkle out for drinks, Karina stopped by needing what the squirrels inform me are 'all the emergency dresses,' and Iris made a sign delivery. Which, the squirrels say, was fitting and well-recieved. Well, good.
Finally, at Caritas, Atton was tired, but still had to deal with all of us idiots. I came in and ordered an orange juice, which is absolutely usual bar fare, you shut up. Kaidan brought Sparkle in, as he'd promised, and they chatted a bit about getting Sparkle onto the stage before the conversation shifted to Hernando. Kaidan got a beer nut thrown at him, probably one of the ones that Sparkle had been throwing at Atton before he was distracted by Karina complimenting his aim. Atton threatened to make Sparkle's drinks stronger - I don't think he minded - and Karina informed Atton that he looked like garbage.
*Chittering*
Did he? Nah, I'm staying out of that one, guys.
Anyway, that's all the notes, so I'm out of here, catch you all next week.