Fandom Radio, Monday, May 21st

[uncertain_dume]

Hey again, Fandom. Kanan here with a few tiny pieces of paper with barely legible writing, so I suppose that means it's time to read the notes. Which, to my eternal relief all seem to be from town.

... Mostly seem to be from town. Does what happens on the Isle of Ikea even count as Fandom news? Ah well, we'll sort that out when we get there.

We'll start today at Turtle & Canary, where Amaya walked in to discover Apu's new macramé habit. Sabine stopped in too, asking where she could get some rum for squirrel bribing and getting tips from Amaya for getting out of having too much about oneself read on radio.

*Chittering!*

Yeah, I see she didn't have rum not to bribe you over that note yet.

*Pointed chittering*

... I have nothing to bribe you over. Stop looking at me like that.

Anyway, elsewhere we had Sparkle having a smoke outside of Demon Marcus, and Jono trying something called an Otamatone at Groovy Tunes. At Luke's, the staff was throwing pancakes around, which I put a stop to before I did my weekly catch-up with Summer about the Wednesday activities and a show she wants to see that you should never Google the name of. Kitty stopped by and immediately knew that there had been pancakes everywhere, and we talked a little bit about the care and raising of small children and how much fire is an acceptable amount of fire around them.

At the docks, Captain Kenway was having a chat with his crew about their constant vigilance after the, ah, unique weather last Wednesday. Apparently there had been an incident that I intend to laugh about while reading the notes, but have no intention of reading on the air. You're welcome, Grim. Octavia couldn't help but make her way over to investigate the ship, and she and Edward introduced themselves.

In an abandoned warehouse somewhere, Dante set up a shooting range for Kathy, including extra sheets of steel to make sure nobody outside accidentally wound up getting shot. Everyone on the island who might need to walk through the warehouse district appreciates that, Dante. They talked a bit about shooting effigies instead of generic targets, and then he gave her a gun of her very own before they got down to their target practise.

And then, finally, Verity and Liam made their way to the Isle of Ikea to do some furniture shopping. And I really have to wonder why Fandom Radio is reporting on Ikea's news, but the squirrels are informing me that they'd really just take any excuse to head over there for meatballs. I can't fault them for that. And apparently this place is huge, because they were making contingency plans in case they got lost in there, never to be free again. Something about who gets eaten first?

I probably don't want to know.

And that's all the notes, so I'm going to get back to doing nothing of any importance at all on this, my Monday. Until next week, Fandom.

Fandom Radio- Tuesday, May 22

[gobrookeyourself]

Good mornig, Fandom! This is Brooke Davis, coming at you with all the news of yesterday. And if you're one of the new people in these notes, don't mind the squirrels. It's a whole thing.

At school, Beach class portaled off to California to check out tide pools, Sailing class got introduced to Edward's ship, and got to talk about who they'd be without constraints before raising the sails. Beaker ended up in the water. Climbing and Caving did some climbing and caving and also learning about rocks I refuse to pronounce, and Tip caught Peridot licking rocks again but apparently it's for a reason. It's still rock-licking, okay. Anyway, that discussion continued to the library. And here you are, still learning things during the summer.

Nothing in the dorms, so in town, Dante and Anders had a date night over a kids' movie, Rosa walked into the trooper station with normal hair-

*sounds of "Back in Black" playing*

Yes, thanks, that's very helpful. You can stop now.

*sounds of "Back in Black" not playing anymore*

It looks like we've got a couple newbies in town. Welcome, new people! Don't run screaming! First up was Cristina, who got dropped off by a cabbie in the wrong spot. Kitty tried welcoming her but was kind of written off as a hallucination, Cristina was glad to find another doctor in Hannibal and also got a failed ride out of town, and uh... it looks like she tried to put Jono out. Like, make him not be on fire. So he got to tell Hannibal how he broke the new girl. And then there was Kaidan, who seemed to have an easier time, and he was jogging around the park. Peebee told him a little about the island and was told she reminded him of someone, he got coffee recs from Peter and told him about the shop he's running, and he got introduced to Amaya's mechanical duck and Kanan's rainbow dog. He took it all in stride, really.

And finally, there's Gourmet Foods class at the community center, which was at a French restaurant. Kanan felt underdressed but got food recommendations from Hannibal and did not save Hera from a talky waiter, but he did offer to green himself up next time so she's less conspicuous, so he earns some points back. Also Summer may be gone, but she's still texting.

And that's it for the notes. Have a good day, Fandom. Especially if your brain got broke yesterday.