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Fandom Radio, Monday, April 23rd
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myownfaceHeeeey, Fandom! It's Sparkle this week. The squirrels hauled me off to the radio station with promises of rum to get the taste out because I guess the usual guy is grounded or being sat on by a dog or is being force-fed coffee until he explodes now? Whatever, this works just fine by me. I've missed the squirrels and *sloshy sound* drinking their rum way too early in the day.
Anyway, it isn't like there are many notes. The dorms were quiet, school was quiet, because who's gonna go to school when there are monsters eating people? Unless they're library nerds, I guess. Whatever.
So, Verity had Liam over at her place in the MHA, where he complained about missing time due to being snacked on by those big uglies and they joked about coffee being more effective than kisses. Yeah, the research on that one is still inconclusive, but anecdotally, I'm pretty sure any college student will back up the coffee theory anyway.
People were around town fighting tremens through the day, including Raven the bear, Gratuity the Bringer of Coffee, Rey the user of the force fields, and Zack and Miguel, who played tremens baseball. And who says Fandom doesn't have any sports teams?
At Quark's, they were hard at work coming up with a solution to the portal problem, with Aloy working at the bar in spite of Quark's death glare, and Hannibal and Mona brainstorming what container to put the whole thing in to make it glow. Considering it was a bloodwine and mezcal monstrosity that had, like, fucking ketchup and chocolate milk and pickle juice in it, a mason jar worked best.
Like, I would've drank it out of a mason jar anyway. Totally functional drinking glass right there.
Anyway, a group of us, including Summer, Captain Steeeeve, Ghanima, Kenz, Seivarden, and me, all managed to choke it down with a bit of encouragement, and then we tipsily closed the portal and went to brush our teeth for the rest of our lives, I'm still brushing my teeth right now, true story.
*Chittering*
No, you don't wish you'd tried this. Have you ever mixed chocolate milk and pickle juice? Don't do it. Just don't.
Without the portal, the tremens all turned into goo, so that's good. And there was an afterparty at The Perk for those who still had their sense of taste, like Rey, who chatted with Tip about the powers she got over the weekend and how Kanan was doing, and Norman, who had a brief worry about... ghost monsters eating ghosts? Which is a whole thing I never considered, so that's going to keep me up at night now. And then he and Tip talked about whether the Perk would forgive the tab he worked up over the weekend in the name of helping around town.
I mean, can't hurt to ask, right?
And that's all the notes, so I'm going to drink this rum the squirrels were nice enough to give me, because it's the day after and I'm still burping pickle and bloodwine. Happy break week, Fandom.
Anyway, it isn't like there are many notes. The dorms were quiet, school was quiet, because who's gonna go to school when there are monsters eating people? Unless they're library nerds, I guess. Whatever.
So, Verity had Liam over at her place in the MHA, where he complained about missing time due to being snacked on by those big uglies and they joked about coffee being more effective than kisses. Yeah, the research on that one is still inconclusive, but anecdotally, I'm pretty sure any college student will back up the coffee theory anyway.
People were around town fighting tremens through the day, including Raven the bear, Gratuity the Bringer of Coffee, Rey the user of the force fields, and Zack and Miguel, who played tremens baseball. And who says Fandom doesn't have any sports teams?
At Quark's, they were hard at work coming up with a solution to the portal problem, with Aloy working at the bar in spite of Quark's death glare, and Hannibal and Mona brainstorming what container to put the whole thing in to make it glow. Considering it was a bloodwine and mezcal monstrosity that had, like, fucking ketchup and chocolate milk and pickle juice in it, a mason jar worked best.
Like, I would've drank it out of a mason jar anyway. Totally functional drinking glass right there.
Anyway, a group of us, including Summer, Captain Steeeeve, Ghanima, Kenz, Seivarden, and me, all managed to choke it down with a bit of encouragement, and then we tipsily closed the portal and went to brush our teeth for the rest of our lives, I'm still brushing my teeth right now, true story.
*Chittering*
No, you don't wish you'd tried this. Have you ever mixed chocolate milk and pickle juice? Don't do it. Just don't.
Without the portal, the tremens all turned into goo, so that's good. And there was an afterparty at The Perk for those who still had their sense of taste, like Rey, who chatted with Tip about the powers she got over the weekend and how Kanan was doing, and Norman, who had a brief worry about... ghost monsters eating ghosts? Which is a whole thing I never considered, so that's going to keep me up at night now. And then he and Tip talked about whether the Perk would forgive the tab he worked up over the weekend in the name of helping around town.
I mean, can't hurt to ask, right?
And that's all the notes, so I'm going to drink this rum the squirrels were nice enough to give me, because it's the day after and I'm still burping pickle and bloodwine. Happy break week, Fandom.