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WTFH Radio, Saturday
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talentforlyingNo, I'm NOT going out there, I'm busy, find someone else and quit shoving notes-- wait, what's...? You brought-- you brought the portal broadcasting equipment to the library. Of COURSE you've got portable--fine. I need a fuckng break anyway.
Fandom, in case you haven't noticed, DO NOT PET THE SLUGS. Stay the fuck inside if you can, and be wary of anyone that looks like you. Why? Because we had another fucking portal open up yesterday, spewing out another batch of people. Only apparently, these are the good guys.
Hannibal and a huge creature that is apparently Jon appreciated the green surroundings. Anakin told Ahsoka that she's showing off, and Ahsoka checked on Aphra to see if she's ok. Dante suggested to Kathy that they should go to the radio station to wan everyone. Peter reminded Summer not to underestimate 'them'. Jenkins mentioned they should save the world, and Peter wonders why they have to do this again. However, Steve-with-a-beard -- really? That's what you noticed, Leroy? -- prefers avenging it.
Now, for some reason, we actually had school yesterday. Tony told his class that civics is useless and that they should take the day off and Sex Ed, Sam offered to answer any questions the class might have.
I opened up the library and piled books about previous invasions on the tables for any newbies that needed a primer. Got in a discussion with the two Jenkins about possible explanations to current events.
Amaya showed up to research, as did Aphra, whose document turns into flames and would be banned from the library if I thought she'd done it, but, well, demonic shit does that on its own. Paris was surprised to see people in the library, which tells me she's new. Welcome to a Fandom Emergency, kid. Coffee's in my office, sleep here if you want.
A Dante -- not the usual Dante, which is fucking weirder than usual to say -- told me that people from the future are here to bring about the apocalypse and that it involves demons. Because of course it fucking does, and two Peters also showed up to help, so I set them to work reading various demonic texts.
Shit pretty much hit the fan in town. Drinks were free at Quark's, but Quark was cooing over a slug, so they probably weren't safe to drink. Summer visited, also cooing over the slug and drank Klingon bloodwine.
Nathan killed a few slugs with his sword outside his house and his old friend Wilhelmina showed up unexpectedly, but she was acting strange, eventually attacking Nathan and he had to kill her. Fucking hell. People, if you were not taking this seriously, now's the time to change your minds. Afterwards Miguel asked how Nathan was doing and helped him clean his sword.
Liam was distracted at the Trooper Station. Magnus reported about the slugs and Liam asks if he has set anything else on fire with his burning sword. Miguel also reported the slugs.
Eliot had caffeinated drinks at the Perk. Kathy doesn't recognize Eliot but wanted to play with his dog. She told him that they are here to save them from a cult, but that they have lost their memories. Agent Smith was also here to help. He has a lot of metaphors and prefers apple fritters to coffee. I mean, it depends on the fritter.
At the Magic Box Jenkins was trying to find things out and had Verity come visit. An alternate universe version of himself also visited and they leave together.
Hannibal made sure his house was prepared for whatever is going on, and talked with Jon about flamingos in the bathroom and hollows being back, and Hannibal called some friends and tell them to get to his house.
Alluka showed up, as does Sparkle, who is suspiciously cheerful and likes slugs. Jono makes sure he falls asleep, and Kaylin made it too.
In the park Kanan was petting a slug. Mitsutada is surprised about the slug petting and suggested that Kanan go home. Kanan lectured Tip about staying away from the slugs, but then Anakin had to tell Kanan to stay away from the slugs. Hera, go get him for fuck's sake.
Kathy was wrapping up presents in the warehouse, and got a visit from the other-Dante visits and warns her that she's going to lose her memory. Joy.
That's it, Fandom, I have to get back to work. Don't fucking end the world.
*CLICK*
Fandom, in case you haven't noticed, DO NOT PET THE SLUGS. Stay the fuck inside if you can, and be wary of anyone that looks like you. Why? Because we had another fucking portal open up yesterday, spewing out another batch of people. Only apparently, these are the good guys.
Hannibal and a huge creature that is apparently Jon appreciated the green surroundings. Anakin told Ahsoka that she's showing off, and Ahsoka checked on Aphra to see if she's ok. Dante suggested to Kathy that they should go to the radio station to wan everyone. Peter reminded Summer not to underestimate 'them'. Jenkins mentioned they should save the world, and Peter wonders why they have to do this again. However, Steve-with-a-beard -- really? That's what you noticed, Leroy? -- prefers avenging it.
Now, for some reason, we actually had school yesterday. Tony told his class that civics is useless and that they should take the day off and Sex Ed, Sam offered to answer any questions the class might have.
I opened up the library and piled books about previous invasions on the tables for any newbies that needed a primer. Got in a discussion with the two Jenkins about possible explanations to current events.
Amaya showed up to research, as did Aphra, whose document turns into flames and would be banned from the library if I thought she'd done it, but, well, demonic shit does that on its own. Paris was surprised to see people in the library, which tells me she's new. Welcome to a Fandom Emergency, kid. Coffee's in my office, sleep here if you want.
A Dante -- not the usual Dante, which is fucking weirder than usual to say -- told me that people from the future are here to bring about the apocalypse and that it involves demons. Because of course it fucking does, and two Peters also showed up to help, so I set them to work reading various demonic texts.
Shit pretty much hit the fan in town. Drinks were free at Quark's, but Quark was cooing over a slug, so they probably weren't safe to drink. Summer visited, also cooing over the slug and drank Klingon bloodwine.
Nathan killed a few slugs with his sword outside his house and his old friend Wilhelmina showed up unexpectedly, but she was acting strange, eventually attacking Nathan and he had to kill her. Fucking hell. People, if you were not taking this seriously, now's the time to change your minds. Afterwards Miguel asked how Nathan was doing and helped him clean his sword.
Liam was distracted at the Trooper Station. Magnus reported about the slugs and Liam asks if he has set anything else on fire with his burning sword. Miguel also reported the slugs.
Eliot had caffeinated drinks at the Perk. Kathy doesn't recognize Eliot but wanted to play with his dog. She told him that they are here to save them from a cult, but that they have lost their memories. Agent Smith was also here to help. He has a lot of metaphors and prefers apple fritters to coffee. I mean, it depends on the fritter.
At the Magic Box Jenkins was trying to find things out and had Verity come visit. An alternate universe version of himself also visited and they leave together.
Hannibal made sure his house was prepared for whatever is going on, and talked with Jon about flamingos in the bathroom and hollows being back, and Hannibal called some friends and tell them to get to his house.
Alluka showed up, as does Sparkle, who is suspiciously cheerful and likes slugs. Jono makes sure he falls asleep, and Kaylin made it too.
In the park Kanan was petting a slug. Mitsutada is surprised about the slug petting and suggested that Kanan go home. Kanan lectured Tip about staying away from the slugs, but then Anakin had to tell Kanan to stay away from the slugs. Hera, go get him for fuck's sake.
Kathy was wrapping up presents in the warehouse, and got a visit from the other-Dante visits and warns her that she's going to lose her memory. Joy.
That's it, Fandom, I have to get back to work. Don't fucking end the world.
*CLICK*