Fandom Radio, Friday, October 13th

[myownface]

Huh. Here's a place I haven't been in, like, forever. And on a Friday the thirteenth? In October? What's up with that? I'm not going to get murdered by squirrels in tiny hockey masks if I don't comply, am I?

*chittering*

No, no, I have to agree. Being offered rum by squirrels in tiny hockey masks is way better. Thanks, guys. You have notes for me, then?

*Chittering*

Then let's get to it. Hey, guys. This is Sparkle, and I've been kidnapped to read the news. Starting with all the notes from here on the island, which include and are limited to, "Octavia started her first shift at the flower shop." That's Fandom Island break week news for you, right there. Everything else is on that ski trip.

The day was pretty quiet, or else the squirrels were getting in some skiing of their own, since the only notes I have here were that Peridot was licking rocks in hut one - I don't think that's euphemism - and that Cara was skipping out on skiing in order to play in the snow. I can get behind that.

Things were slightly more eventful in the evening, with Aloy and Paris criticizing the musical stylings of a bunch of very drunk Dutch tourists, and Steve and Tony venturing off to a bar away from the trip for, and I quote, 'booze in shoes, fondue innuendo, and cuteness.'

I'm gonna frame this note and give it to Tony later.

Anyway, that's all of them, so I'm going to get back to enjoying and/or being weirded out by how freaking quiet the island is right now. And drinking with squirrels.