Fandom Radio, Monday, October 9th

[uncertain_dume]

Hey, Fandom! All, what, five of you still here? Six? Who else isn't a teacher these days or doesn't know one well enough to bum a trip along to... where did they go again?

*Chittering*

A cold place? Why the hell would anybody willingly go somewhere cold?

*Chittering*

Well then. Hey, all five of you sane people still on the island. This is Kanan Jarrus, with some gossip from here and more gossip from away, because apparently squirrels are sending notes via text now, too. We'll start with the on-island stuff, where Sparkle was decorating Demon Marcus for Halloween, and over at Luke's I came in to a bronzed pancake sculpture, and then spent part of my shift texting back and forth with Summer over her sad vacation meal options.

Everything else was in the cold place. I don't understand it, but alright, whatever makes you guys happy. In the daytime, Aloy and Summer talked about the convenient inconvenience of Fandom Island from the warmth of their hut. Summer was also texting me over breakfast, which mostly has me impressed that squirrels in both locations managed to sort of grab the same note. Sidon was outside enjoying the snow, which, in the evening, led to him staying inside curled up in blankets by the fire with hot chocolate.

Okay. Admittedly, that part of the trip doesn't sound half bad.

Kitty was curled up by the fire at the restaurant with a trashy romance novel, which also doesn't sound half bad. Down in the valley, Steve and Dr. Lecter were talking about tobogganing - which is really not shaking this impression that you all just went on a vacation to Earth-Hoth - and Summer was hitting up the disco.

And that seems to be all the notes, so I'm going to go walk back home now. In the rain. Which is blissfully not snow. You're all crazy. Kanan out.

Fandom Radio- Tuesday, October 10

[justrealistic]

*knock knock knock*

*silence*

*door opening*

...Wait. You're still expecting me to do radio? No one's here.

*chittering*

And you brought portable radio equipment. I guess it beats being dragged down to the station. Fine. Let's get this over with.

Nothing happened here in town. Bellamy got food for his raccoon roommate Octavia, Luke's was normal because they thought Eliot was on the trip, and Mary came in to get a salad without red meat. Also Shiemi had a problem with some of the plants in stock at Covent Gardens, which I'm sure bodes well. Well, that's i-

Wait, there's more? Did you bring me trip notes? You really expect me to read notes from a vacation I'm not on to a town that's not even here?

*chittering*

Sadists. *sigh*

Over in Austria, there was a lot of forced skiing. Mara and Aloy talked about gravity and physics in relation to skiing, Jason and Peridot decided to go at higher speeds so naturally he crashed, and Hannibal and Jono talked about being in the intermediate class when they could have upgraded. Anakin was smart enough to make for the hot drinks, and apparently Steve is a morning person who tried to get Tony to go on a two-mile snow hike, which sounds like a good way to murder someone and make it seem like an accident.

In the evening, Ringo complained about the cold, Hannibal found a wine bar, and Mara took advantage of an Austrian Canadian Thanksgiving, which I think is like American Thanksgiving but with schnitzel and maple syrup.

Now I'm done. Enjoy your vacation, I'm not filling in for anybody else this week and that's final.