Fandom Radio, Monday, February 27th

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Hey, Fandom. I still feel a little like I've been hit by a hoverbus, but there's maybe a quarter of a squirrel-sized page of notes here, so I'll keep it brief. This is Kanan Jarrus, kidnapped by drunken rodents, and here's what constitutes news these days.

Yesterday, the busboy at Luke's was buried under pancakes. I warned him. I've been warning him. One of these days, those things are going to fall over and I'm not going to be able to pull a daring nick-of-time rescue. So, he got what was coming to him.

Pancakes.

And over at Demon Marcus, Sparkle was doing some cleaning when Hera showed up, looking for winter clothes and getting an introduction to things like the Earth calendar and coffee. Which I maintain is disappointing. Also, hi, Hera. I might have neglected to mention that I work for the squirrels. Sort of. We have an agreement where I read the notes and drink their rum and they don't beat me to death with acorns in my sleep. Don't worry, nobody takes this stuff seriously anyway.

... I hope.

Anyway, that's all they wrote, so... Kanan out.