Fandom Radio, Thursday, July 28th

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Sup, Fandom. This is Hardison an' I am three footsteps away from what looks like a Legendary bird right now, so this radio's gonna be brief. School started with Outdoorsmanship which involved a useful lesson on what plants were good to eat and which weren't. Sex Ed got in-depth about birth control an'--wait, was that a pun?! DAMMIT, LEROY! How to be Awesome went to a mall in the Danger Shop an' went fake!shoppin'. Isabel an' Ada tried to buy clothes, even though ain't neither of 'em every been in a mall before.

Dorms just had Roscoe preppin' himself for a night out. The squirrels want you to know you looked 'hella good', Roscoe. An' Ringo popped by singin' and also complimented Roscoe, so all good there.

An' lastly, we got Town where Ezra was makin' a display of marmalade candies shaped like foxes an' the squirrels all think that's hilarious. Dante stopped by for flirting an' fox puns an' the squirrels are now holdin' up little "YOU CAN DO IT, DANTE! STAY STRONG!" signs. I...don't even know where they got those from. Ain't askin', neither. New guy Peter wandered by Covent Garden Flowers an' started gettin' handsy with 'em, an' the squirrels are all noddin' their head like this is normal behavior.

...Leroy just slipped me a note sayin' this is how people end up ownin' businesses an' I'mma just go because I don't wanna think about that.