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WTFH, Saturday, July 16th
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talentforlyingRight, let's get down to business, because I need to get back to the library. Morning, Fandom, it's John Constantine with your 'What the FUCK, Fandom?' update. If you can hear this -- because I wouldn't put it past that fucker to mess with the radio waves -- get your asses down to the library. We need some people to go on an Element hunt.
So yesterday in the dorms, How to Win Friends and Influence People was canceled, Throwing Things had introductions, with throwing their voices, apparently, and there were puppets. So You've Met Your Relative from the Future let everyone go home or to the library, but Val's there, so Ahsoka talked to Ben about his pony daughter.
A dragon-y Lucille opened the library even though she was covered in chocolate milk and candy rain. Thorin came in as a, and I quote, "FREAKING ADORABLE tiny itty bitty dragon," and they were both grumpy because neither of them wants to be a dragon. At least that's better than the poor fuckers stuck as ponies?
Our intrepid researchers got to work. Tali found something about the Elements of Harmony, and Obi-wan wondered if anyone has Pinkie's number. Karla was surprised Tali can read it and took notes.
In the dorms, pony-shaped Roscoe is in the fifth floor common room, trying to save his phone from being doused in chocolate milk rain.
Meanwhile in town, Pony-Dante was having a trying day at Groovy Tunes, where things kept trying to comedically kill him. He dodged pies, anvils, and fought radios. Sounds like shit.
Then there was the bullshit in the park, where Discord held his own coronation ceremony while playing various parts himself. He speechified, as his type is prone to do, and a few of you idiots tried to attack him. He's a chaos-magic creature, and take it from another chaos-user, that never ends well. Tip was one of them, firing at him with her Boov gun, which only turned the stage blue. So Discord turned her from a pony into an orange, and Roscoe helped roll her out of the way. Karla tried to badass him with magic and stabbing, but Discord shrugged everything off and offered to let her co-rule before she tried the stabbing. Love, I understand the impulse, but he's like fucking Shivering Jemmy. Trying to punch that one is like trying to immortalize a soap bubble.
That's it, Fandom. Get your bloody asses out there, and let's get this bastard gone.
So yesterday in the dorms, How to Win Friends and Influence People was canceled, Throwing Things had introductions, with throwing their voices, apparently, and there were puppets. So You've Met Your Relative from the Future let everyone go home or to the library, but Val's there, so Ahsoka talked to Ben about his pony daughter.
A dragon-y Lucille opened the library even though she was covered in chocolate milk and candy rain. Thorin came in as a, and I quote, "FREAKING ADORABLE tiny itty bitty dragon," and they were both grumpy because neither of them wants to be a dragon. At least that's better than the poor fuckers stuck as ponies?
Our intrepid researchers got to work. Tali found something about the Elements of Harmony, and Obi-wan wondered if anyone has Pinkie's number. Karla was surprised Tali can read it and took notes.
In the dorms, pony-shaped Roscoe is in the fifth floor common room, trying to save his phone from being doused in chocolate milk rain.
Meanwhile in town, Pony-Dante was having a trying day at Groovy Tunes, where things kept trying to comedically kill him. He dodged pies, anvils, and fought radios. Sounds like shit.
Then there was the bullshit in the park, where Discord held his own coronation ceremony while playing various parts himself. He speechified, as his type is prone to do, and a few of you idiots tried to attack him. He's a chaos-magic creature, and take it from another chaos-user, that never ends well. Tip was one of them, firing at him with her Boov gun, which only turned the stage blue. So Discord turned her from a pony into an orange, and Roscoe helped roll her out of the way. Karla tried to badass him with magic and stabbing, but Discord shrugged everything off and offered to let her co-rule before she tried the stabbing. Love, I understand the impulse, but he's like fucking Shivering Jemmy. Trying to punch that one is like trying to immortalize a soap bubble.
That's it, Fandom. Get your bloody asses out there, and let's get this bastard gone.