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WTFH, Saturday, July 2nd
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talentforlyingSeriously? You got me up for this? Morning, Fandom, it's John Constantine and the fucking fuzzy bastards, here at a bloody unholy hour of the morning to bring you all the gossip you can't be arsed to dig up on your own.
Over in the campgrounds at Strifenova Celestial, Ringo was wearing some sort of abomination of pant-shorts and putting her ATs on for a ride.
Things were a little more lively in town. At Groovy Tunes, Dante tried to deal with some excess energy by blasting Europop dance remixes and doing some work. His best intentions were interrupted when Ringo showed up to antagonize Dante by wearing horrible pants, then he caught her up on Anders' return to Fandom. Sorry, Ringo, the squirrels seem offended by your fashion choices for some fucking reason. Nothing personal. At Stark's, a Canadian customer dropped off a box of electronics that seemed to be covered in syrup, much to Peridot's frustration as she had to clean up the mess. The Perk had Jaina as witness to the baristas being really secretive with a whispered conversation, but wasn't able to figure out what was being said. And at Devil's Nest, Allie didn't recognize the song the DJ was playing, so Tiny was thrilled to tell her everything about Founding Father-based hip hop musicals. Anything that thrills Tiny is probably not good for your sanity. Don't do it, Allie.
That's it, I'm out Fandom. And remember, don't do anything you don't want everyone to hear about on the radio.
Over in the campgrounds at Strifenova Celestial, Ringo was wearing some sort of abomination of pant-shorts and putting her ATs on for a ride.
Things were a little more lively in town. At Groovy Tunes, Dante tried to deal with some excess energy by blasting Europop dance remixes and doing some work. His best intentions were interrupted when Ringo showed up to antagonize Dante by wearing horrible pants, then he caught her up on Anders' return to Fandom. Sorry, Ringo, the squirrels seem offended by your fashion choices for some fucking reason. Nothing personal. At Stark's, a Canadian customer dropped off a box of electronics that seemed to be covered in syrup, much to Peridot's frustration as she had to clean up the mess. The Perk had Jaina as witness to the baristas being really secretive with a whispered conversation, but wasn't able to figure out what was being said. And at Devil's Nest, Allie didn't recognize the song the DJ was playing, so Tiny was thrilled to tell her everything about Founding Father-based hip hop musicals. Anything that thrills Tiny is probably not good for your sanity. Don't do it, Allie.
That's it, I'm out Fandom. And remember, don't do anything you don't want everyone to hear about on the radio.