WTFH, Saturday, June 4th
Saturday, June 4th, 2016 11:17 amOh for fuck's sake, really? Really? I had a late morning, you can't let a bloke sleep in? It's John Constantine, and the Saturday Morning Radio Squirrel Review.
Starting with school to make you all happy it's Saturday... Supervillainy and You watched the Bachelor. The squirrels say it has something to do with 'Chad' but I dunno who the fuck Chad is. Fun with Magic played a game where people got hit with bats -- real flying bats or cricket bats or -- nevermind. So You Just Met Your Relative tried to prepare the kids for those soaps weekends that happen by throwing dramatic events at them to play out. If you just gave the island ideas, I'll kill you both myself.
Up at the dorms, Gratuity did some drawing/doodling out on the deck, and Dante joked about her about being bored and asked about her drawings, which she sends home to her friend as letters.
Now, for those of you who didn't notice, once again Fandom moved. We left Mobius and are now parked at, I quote, 'at the best forest moon in the entire galaxy, Endor.' The rest of this particular note is written in something I can't actually read, so I'm going to take it as a indicator that our intrepid reporters went and got smashed with the locals.
At Book Haven, Rufus got frustrated that all of the books he tried to read decided to be complete nonsense. Welcome to Fandom, I don't suggest the library if you hate nonsense. Peridot stopped in and they discussed a strategy to help Peridot repair her screen: getting a job at Stark's. Once Rufus walked her through the process of that, he showed her to the dictionaries.
And at Devil's Nest, Allie seemed anxious for her shift to end so she could explore, but she managed to Candy Crush the time away.
I'm out, Fandom. Don't fall out of any trees.
Starting with school to make you all happy it's Saturday... Supervillainy and You watched the Bachelor. The squirrels say it has something to do with 'Chad' but I dunno who the fuck Chad is. Fun with Magic played a game where people got hit with bats -- real flying bats or cricket bats or -- nevermind. So You Just Met Your Relative tried to prepare the kids for those soaps weekends that happen by throwing dramatic events at them to play out. If you just gave the island ideas, I'll kill you both myself.
Up at the dorms, Gratuity did some drawing/doodling out on the deck, and Dante joked about her about being bored and asked about her drawings, which she sends home to her friend as letters.
Now, for those of you who didn't notice, once again Fandom moved. We left Mobius and are now parked at, I quote, 'at the best forest moon in the entire galaxy, Endor.' The rest of this particular note is written in something I can't actually read, so I'm going to take it as a indicator that our intrepid reporters went and got smashed with the locals.
At Book Haven, Rufus got frustrated that all of the books he tried to read decided to be complete nonsense. Welcome to Fandom, I don't suggest the library if you hate nonsense. Peridot stopped in and they discussed a strategy to help Peridot repair her screen: getting a job at Stark's. Once Rufus walked her through the process of that, he showed her to the dictionaries.
And at Devil's Nest, Allie seemed anxious for her shift to end so she could explore, but she managed to Candy Crush the time away.
I'm out, Fandom. Don't fall out of any trees.