Fandom Radio, Wednesday, March 30th

[gavegoodface]

Face Loran here, Fandom, bringing you all the latest news for a certain definition of latest.

There were classes up at the School, as Beginner Gourmet dealt with meat, remember, nerf isn't supposed to be that colour and don't eat that bird it's Mabel, Survival 101 looked at getting water in a desert in case anyone felt like moving to Tatooine, Subcultures learnt about kissing armies, and Fitness and Health watched a terrible holo.

Over in the Dorms, Dante was looking for porn blogs on tumblr as people who are not me do, Anders decided to help, or "help" as my notes suggest and they were very impressed with their findings, Kathy came by to ask why Isabela decided to kiss her in class, I get the feeling the answer is 'because Isabela' which lead to the reveal that it was her porn blog all along, exclamation mark, exclamation mark, exclamation mark, okay I wasn't expecting that, and Anders continued to make helpful suggestions.

Finally, things seemed pretty quiet in Town.

Fandom Radio, Thursday, March 31st

[geniuswithasmartphone]

'Sup, Fandom an' welcome to the last day of March. If you think time's flyin' now, just wait till you're an adult. It's like every time you turn around, it's a major holiday or a new season or whatever.

An' on that cheerful note, let's get to radio. Things were interestin' over in School today. My class, Jack of All Trades, was supposed to have a movie today, but the Danger Shop programmin' had a different idea an' we all ended up on Long Jack Sterlin's pirate ship. Ada got a little light-headed, but Face an' his hair were there to make sure she was cool an' then I did the same an' told her to take off an' rest 'fore her next class. An' this is why we eat breakfast, students, it's the most important meal of the day.

*Chittering*

What's that, Leroy? Whaddaya even mean, overplayin' it? Shut up, how about that?

Anyway, there was some debate in Art of War today. Neither Ghanima nor Tahiri agreed with Sun Tzu's precepts in that chapter, an' then Kathy an' Lucille got all catty durin' their discussion until Ghanima threw 'em both outta class. Damn, yo. Luckily, Weapon Safety had a nice, normal class where folks just tried to hit movin' targets.

Dorms were quiet, with just Isabela writin' a story or somethin'. See? That's nice! Why can't y'all report on stuff like that more often, insteada gettin' all up in people's personal, private business?

*Squirrely chuckling*

I don't know what y'all are so amused by! This note even says the story's good! That's somethin' to be proud of! Good job, Isabela! You keep writin' an'--WHY Y'ALL STILL LAUGHIN'?

So, the squirrels are all hysterical on their backs an' I ain't got no notes for Town so this is Hardison signin' off. Have a good day, Fandom!