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WTFH, Saturday, February 27th
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talentforlyingThe fuck? Seriously? Three-fourths the island is off on spring break and you want me to read radio notes?
Sorry, kids. No matter how far you run, you can't outrun the squirrels. It's the Saturday edition of WTFH, and I'm your probably-going-to-hell host, John Constantine.
On the island, the only thing going on is Allie was reading at the Devil's Nest, clearly not expecting a busy night. Wonder why.
Meanwhile all you kids on vacation are living it up in Cyseal. Since it's bloody early in the morning, Kathy was texting in bed. Getting breakfast at the bar were Dante and Isabela, and they talked about how the food's not as good as where she comes from, and how they should go there next. Submit it to the school board, kids, and good luck. At the market, Lucille apologized to Ada and wants to be her friend. Aw, that's cute. My aide is making friends outside the books. Neither Lucille or Atton were impressed with the offerings at the theater, so decided to get to know each other instead. And of course, it wouldn't be a Fandom High vacation without people like Skaar and Cara deciding that fighting undead spiders in lava fields was fun.
Sometimes you people worry me.
Later that night, Frank was keeping the King Crab Tavern Bar in business with his drinking, and Kathy ended up on stage and singing at the theater. Maybe she'd been sharing Frank's beverages.
Then most people seem to have wandered down to the docks, where the local mages had a magical fireworks show going on. Huh. Never thought of that trick, I'll have to look into it. Viewers included Lucille, Kathy, and Bob, who was shooting off fireworks of his own. Knowing Bob, I'm just going to assume that's dirty until proven otherwise. Dante was drunk and a drunk Kathy joined him with a bottle of liquor. They drank and watched the show while talking about Kathy's attempts at roof repair. I'm going to guess that didn't go well. and watching the show, they talked about Kathy's misadventures in roof repair. Ada showed up for the show and joined Dante after he waved her over, and they just hung out and watched in silence. Hannibal had brought a blanket to sit on while he watched, and Jon arrived and they discussed the fighting Jon had been doing. Jon! Be a mate and grab me some of those scrolls and potions, I'll pay you back in real beer. Lucille stopped by to say hello to Hannibal and met Jon for the first time.
And of course, we still had people thinking LAVA FIELDS are a sane tourist spot. Both Cassandra and Skaar checked out the area of the battle earlier now that things were nice and quiet.
That's it, Fandom. I'm out. And if any of you love me, Jon, you'll bring me back some magical toys.
*click*
Sorry, kids. No matter how far you run, you can't outrun the squirrels. It's the Saturday edition of WTFH, and I'm your probably-going-to-hell host, John Constantine.
On the island, the only thing going on is Allie was reading at the Devil's Nest, clearly not expecting a busy night. Wonder why.
Meanwhile all you kids on vacation are living it up in Cyseal. Since it's bloody early in the morning, Kathy was texting in bed. Getting breakfast at the bar were Dante and Isabela, and they talked about how the food's not as good as where she comes from, and how they should go there next. Submit it to the school board, kids, and good luck. At the market, Lucille apologized to Ada and wants to be her friend. Aw, that's cute. My aide is making friends outside the books. Neither Lucille or Atton were impressed with the offerings at the theater, so decided to get to know each other instead. And of course, it wouldn't be a Fandom High vacation without people like Skaar and Cara deciding that fighting undead spiders in lava fields was fun.
Sometimes you people worry me.
Later that night, Frank was keeping the King Crab Tavern Bar in business with his drinking, and Kathy ended up on stage and singing at the theater. Maybe she'd been sharing Frank's beverages.
Then most people seem to have wandered down to the docks, where the local mages had a magical fireworks show going on. Huh. Never thought of that trick, I'll have to look into it. Viewers included Lucille, Kathy, and Bob, who was shooting off fireworks of his own. Knowing Bob, I'm just going to assume that's dirty until proven otherwise. Dante was drunk and a drunk Kathy joined him with a bottle of liquor. They drank and watched the show while talking about Kathy's attempts at roof repair. I'm going to guess that didn't go well. and watching the show, they talked about Kathy's misadventures in roof repair. Ada showed up for the show and joined Dante after he waved her over, and they just hung out and watched in silence. Hannibal had brought a blanket to sit on while he watched, and Jon arrived and they discussed the fighting Jon had been doing. Jon! Be a mate and grab me some of those scrolls and potions, I'll pay you back in real beer. Lucille stopped by to say hello to Hannibal and met Jon for the first time.
And of course, we still had people thinking LAVA FIELDS are a sane tourist spot. Both Cassandra and Skaar checked out the area of the battle earlier now that things were nice and quiet.
That's it, Fandom. I'm out. And if any of you love me, Jon, you'll bring me back some magical toys.
*click*