Fandom Radio, Saturday, January 23rd.

[talentforlying]

*static*

--the bloody rum is gone because it was shite rum so I dumped it out. I brought you whiskey, stop bitching.

Hello again, Fandom. This is John Constantine and all the news that's unfit to print.

In SCHOOL today, someone thought letting Driver's Ed kids learn how to ride motorbikes was a good idea. Bob's Magical Defense squad had to find the 'evil magician' before he found them -- kids, no, just fucking run the other direction. Heroes end up dead. Trust me on that one. And American History did a little time-travel to the 1904 World's Fair. I'm not sure why anyone would go to the American midwest on purpose, but there you are.

Over in TOWN a mildly-damp Allie was an angel and a goddess among women and braved the fucking snow to open Devil's Nest. Cheers, love, us adults appreciate your dedication to child-free booze. At MCA #4, Atton Rand got back from another whirlwind galaxy tour, and promptly vegged out. Excellent plan, Rand.

Last but not least in the DORMS, Dante was blasting loud -- terrible, according to one scribbled squirrel note, but who the fuck knows what squirrels know about music -- loud club music and doodling on his pants, and that better not be a fucking euphemism, when Isabela showed up and commented on his artistic inclinations before -- they started 'creatively hugging,' you rodents are fucking voyeurs, you know that?

That's it, I'm out.

*click*

Fandom Radio- Sunday, January 24

[stacyexperiment]

Ugh. Morning. Sunday. Next week I'm doing this from bed. Cassandra, you're warned. Be prepared for squirrels and equipment.

*chittering* *snickering*

That is not what she said. I don't even speak Squirrel and I know that's what that meant.

Nothing in school, and in the dorms, Lucille was reading and having breakfast in the second floor common room, and had Mara introduce herself and settle in to talk about roommates. So if you're their roommates, that's why your ears were ringing yesterday. Also Mara, you better have said only nice things about Johnny. And in town, Jono made the mistake of bringing his cat to Groovy Tunes, and Bellamy was in a bad mood at work at Freedom Arms.

...That's it? Gee, I'm so glad I was dragged out of bed so early by vermin to walk in the sixteen feet of snow to come down here. YOU ALL OWE ME COFFEE.