Fandom Radio, Thursday, December 10th

[geniuswithasmartphone]

...an' I still stink like peppermint! I wanted to wash my damn hands, it's what you do after you use the bathroom, you wash your damn ha--an' of course the radio's already on. Why wouldn't it be? Goddamn it, Leroy, this is all your fault.

'Sup, folks, this is Hardison bringin' you alla news from yesterday, which just looks like...School. Yo, are the squirrels just not doin' their jobs or has everyone figured out a way to keep 'em outta their business?

*Angry chittering*

A'ight, a'ight, sorry! I didn't mean to to impugn y'all's dedication to your jobs! Fine, fine, this was the only newsworthy stuff that happened on island yesterday an' I'm sorry for sayin' otherwise! Damn, these squirrels are feisty. Movin' on, in Friendship is Cultural Exchange!!, Pinkie apologized for last week's swearin' an' general creeiness by sendin' them to a pony tradin' swap. Ethics, they talked about gift-givin', like how to behave when you receive a terrible present. An' last, Survivin' an' Thrivin' in Fandom took this week to make sure they were ready for next week's final--goin' to an amusement park.

So that's it for news. Word of warnin' to everyone--be careful of what comes outta the taps today. You might wanna skip that shower today, sorry.