Are you
kidding me? I've been back
two days and I'm getting dragged into the radio station by squirrels? You are lucky I've already had coffee. So, uh, what's up, this is Gwen Stacy back after the summer and telling you everybody's business. Luckily there's not a ton because it's Monday and no.
Nothing in school yet except the
library,
Face had a shirt on and had some helpful books out for the newbies. New kids, seriously, you need those. Then over in the
dorms,
Dante was in the boys' bathroom at the crack of dawn cursing himself out in the mirror. Weird, dude. That's super weird.
Kathy broke certain gender norms to check in on him, but he was more concerned with her black eye and she got to tell him that superheroes are a thing here. Yes, they are, and be *microphone feedback* careful, Jesus Christ. And
Anders was at the Magic Box, writing a helpful primer for the new kids. You need that, too.
That's it. Be less boring next week.