Fandom Radio, Wednesday, July 1st

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Face Loran here, Fandom, bringing you the news, latest update, stay inside unless you want to get so very sticky.

Over at the School, there were classes, and introductions. All the introductions. Outdoor Adventures had hang-gliding and introductions, then Parker and Eliot talked about other classes they were taking while their students threw themselves off cliffs. Relax and Recharge had highly soothing throwing themselves out of airspeeders and introductions, though luckily they remembered to put on safety gear before jumping. Finally Other Adventure Class had a bar-fight and introductions.

Anyone else here picking up a non-introductory theme with yesterday's classes?

Nothing happened down by the Yurts, but in Town, Jessica had a a big failed experiment at Stark's. Did this experiment happen to involve some kind of syrup, I ask? Freedom Arms saw York throwing around sharp bits of metal, which sounds like a good way to put someone's eye out, and Eponine talked shipping rates with a delivery tortoise at the Post Office.

Stiles decided to invade Derek's privacy and somehow ended up engaged, congratulations?

At the Clinic, Claire had no patients for her talkative company, while Kitty got an eyeful of Tino in his underwear at Caritas and the squirrels are now blind, apparently, Jessica showed up needing a drink after her failed experiment, and if Tino hadn't fond pants by then, she probably needed two.

Fandom Radio, Thursday, July 2nd

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Sup, Fandom. This is Hardison. I ain't slept yet tonight, so I'mma just blitz right through this broadcast, a'ight. Sorry for the lack of scintillatin' commentary, my guild did this all night raid an', yo, it was so dope we--

*Annoyed chittering*

Right, right. Let's just do this. School is back in session an' if none of you teachers have made a student cry this week, you're doin' better'n me! Good job. Agent Washington had his first Conspiracy Theories class an' I hear he actually showed up without the armor so good on him. Only took two months. There were introductions because that's what we do here first week. Except for Lady Ghanima's class, World Mythology, cause she had to show us up with a lecture about the definition of a myth. An' insteada introductions, she had each student share their favorite myth..

Also, Eliot had office hours, where he got bit by a gremlin an' thought he was Big Bird. I showed up rightly complainin' about the weather--syrup rain? Seriously? Seriously?--an' ended up videotapin' him countin' paperclips because some opportunities you don't pass up. Bob escaped the rain by bein' incorporeal an' also trolled Eli--I mean, Big Bird. An' finally Parker came in through a window, confusion Big Bird, even though that's how she normally enters rooms. She proved to be the best of alla us, an' had a good time comin' up with words that started with the letter D--babe, was your first word diamonds? Bet it was--and findin' stuff Big Bird could eat.

Thursdays remains the day of choice for avoidin' anything to do with Dorms or, well, yurts, I guess, but there was stuff happenin' in Town today. Tiny caught Kitty an' Clint in her office at Caritas havin' se--uhh-- *Uncomfortable cough* uh, yeah. Look, I'm just readin' the notes, ain't meant to air your personal business all up in here. Hey look, a new note about therapy at Hannibal's, but the only person who's there is Jono complainin' about the maple smell. Because it was rainin' syrup. Which is ridiculous. Alluka was out on the beach because I guess the syrup doesn't bother her? Anyway, Jono met up with her, but their conversation was all telepathy an' the squirrels ain't Ms. Frost, so whatever they talked about is a mystery for the ages.

Folks were also at work, sorta. Cosima was late for her shift at Stark Industries cause she'd been flirtin' with a barista at the Perk. Get it, girl. Alana was on time at Book Haven, but only cause she took a rickshaw for a joyride. Johnny showed up to explain why you shouldn't be on fire with maple syrup--generally it just ain't a good idea to be on fire--an' they went joyridin' again on Alana's break. An' at Luke's, Kenzi was celebratin' Canada's birthday all festive-like.

An' that's it for notes. Goin' back to the apartment now to get all that sleep I missed. Have a good mornin', Fandom.