Fandom Radio, Wednesday, May 27th

[gavegoodface]

Good morning, Fandom. Face Loran here, sans any grumpy special guests, and a locked studio booth is keeping it that way.

Up at the School, Outdoor Adventures went tubing on a river, which called for safety first, then a choice of rapids or relaxing. But what about those of us who find rapids relaxing, what then I ask.

History of the Earth got to try out Stone Age crafts like basket weaving, making fire, or watching Jones wrestle buffalo.

Practical Mechanics was down at the docks, trying to launch human powered flying machines, which means we missed a show. After some last minute stalling, came a lesson in physics and aerodynamics as applied to the human body. Ender showed up with Val, though she's still a little young to appreciate the lesson, and Ben and Barry discussed how few of the other teachers involved taking long walks off shorts piers in their lessons.

Over in the Dorms, Ringo had her ATs out on the Roof when Alluka and her toy giraffe came up to say hello. Flick was messing around on his computer when Isabelle wanted to know if she was on it, Flick told her no which is always the correct answer.

Meanwhile in Town, Bucky was making donuts out of candy at Wonka's, which apparently confused Bob just as much as that statement did me just now. Eponine was her own tech-support at the Post Office, highly amusing a gremlin, so I guess that didn't work out so well. Jessica got a tiny portal working at Stark's, which I assume was adorable in the way all tiny versions of normal sized things are.

Claire was bored at the Clinic, which beats the alternative, but Hannibal came by to distract her with leaflets.

Finally, Kitty was very pink during her Caritas shift. Because sunburn, not embarrassment.

Fandom Radio, Thursday, May 28th

[geniuswithasmartphone]

So, last week, I mighta said some things that...offended certain members of the Fandom community. I was very strident about comin' an' doin' radio, even threatened some folks with turnin' 'em into entrees at Luke's an' settin' dogs on 'em an' I can see why that'd be upsettin' to some people. Also I insulted a few individuals' journalistic integrity an'...an' I just wanted to say I'm real sorry 'bout alla that. I let my temper get the best of me an' I said some things I regret. I just hope that the Fandom squirrel community can find it in their hearts to forgive me an' not subject me to any more wakeups like the one I had today.

*Menacing chittering*

I--I also just wanna say how grateful I am that I'm allowed to serve the community in this way, with the radio an' stuff, an' of course I'm happy to be woken up at Butt-Thirty in the mornin' to read the news for all y'all. I look forward to many more weeks of bringin' you Wednesday's news on Thursday mornings, so, yeah. There's that.

*Satisfied chittering*

( The Beatbox Beatdown Job )

Nope. I'm out. I'mma find a bunker an' hide in there till they get bored of harassin' people. Unh-uh, no way! This can only end badly for one Alec Hardison an' my Nana didn't raise no fool. Peace.