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Fandom Radio, Sunday, March 15th
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myownfaceHiii, Fandom. This is Sparkle, taking important time out of my day to come talk to you over the radio, instead of, like, doing my own thing somewhere else, so you had all better be grateful, I'm just saying.
You know what I'm grateful for? The fact that nothing happened over at the school today at all, so I can skip straight to the creepy dorms notes without banter, because that's how many better things to do I have today. So there. Aaaanyway, Flick was, like, super upset in his room about a letter his girlfriend left him. On parchment. In Latin. Which, for the record, is weird. Travis was taking selfies in his room when Face came in and made Travis jump before naturally assuming he'd interrupted a good wank or something. Like, you don't know. Maybe they were really good selfies? In his room, Ezra got as far as dressing up pretty before deciding he didn't actually want to go out, so he was reading a gossip magazine when Ronan showed up to... I guess be bitchy at him in the doorway? You know, be generally Ronan about things. Plus he told to Ezra touch himself, which is apparently the running theme of all of these dorm notes and further proof that the squirrels are creepy whenever they come back from spying on them.
Over in town, like clockwork for this time of year, I guess we got, like, invaded? That'll happen from time to time, Fandom. You get used to it. Anyway, some guy called Spider-Man (and that's a stupid name, I mean come on, like seriously) and Tony Stark fought some... vultures? I guess? And then Kitty, Jalian, Hardison, and Minako all went underground to save the island and the multiverse, which I guess is all in a day's work or something, isn't it? Above ground, the good fight continued, with Aeryn shooting at these vultures outside the Perk. Like, really, we were invaded by birds? I was off island for most of the day, I'm kind of almost sorry I missed the excitement, except for how I'd probably die and I don't want to get pecked off by a buzzard in my prime, here.
At the Dracula was playing... really... crashy music? Which I guess is just heavy metal or something. Mr. Gaunt opened Needful Things, and was accosted by Cassandra, who needed to see a guy about a - I can't even pronounce that word, okay - and some teal deer pelts. I stopped in to make amends for the whole stealing-a-stupid-ceramic-frog thing from him, which went surprisingly well. I guess he's actually a pretty great guy when you're not stealing from his store? And then there was even an after dark rush, with Allie poking around because the island doesn't get new shops all that often, and Dracula taking a peek at the store's art selection.
Over at Caritas, Mike was giving out mustache-candies on a pretty slow night, so naturally the squirrels had to invade like every apartment and house on the island too, because, I dunno, they have a quota or something. Like, why the hell else would anybody care about Tamsin losing her hair and dumping it in the trash? Come on. And, oh jeeze, the super exciting tale of Hardison and Parker rummaging through their apartment for something that got misplaced. Kitty kinda flopped over for a nap after getting back from saving the multiverse and all, and was joined by a dog and by Clint, who decided that napping Kitties are adorable. As ya do. Doctor Lecter stopped by Jono's apartment with a shiny thing in a little bag, but, like, squirrels are useless and seriously, the note just goes on at length about how the shiny thing looked. It was pink and broken. Gold star, Squirrels. Is... is that an illustration in the margins? C'mon. At least the squirrel who grabbed the note about Jess resting up in a hotel room was useful. See, the note here says, "Jess was in a hotel room. Resting. Spider-Man (stupid name) visited to talk about someone they lost, and Sia visited to check up on her and talk about spiders." And like seriously that's all my notes and I have an important phone call to make? So, like, Sparkle Out.
You know what I'm grateful for? The fact that nothing happened over at the school today at all, so I can skip straight to the creepy dorms notes without banter, because that's how many better things to do I have today. So there. Aaaanyway, Flick was, like, super upset in his room about a letter his girlfriend left him. On parchment. In Latin. Which, for the record, is weird. Travis was taking selfies in his room when Face came in and made Travis jump before naturally assuming he'd interrupted a good wank or something. Like, you don't know. Maybe they were really good selfies? In his room, Ezra got as far as dressing up pretty before deciding he didn't actually want to go out, so he was reading a gossip magazine when Ronan showed up to... I guess be bitchy at him in the doorway? You know, be generally Ronan about things. Plus he told to Ezra touch himself, which is apparently the running theme of all of these dorm notes and further proof that the squirrels are creepy whenever they come back from spying on them.
Over in town, like clockwork for this time of year, I guess we got, like, invaded? That'll happen from time to time, Fandom. You get used to it. Anyway, some guy called Spider-Man (and that's a stupid name, I mean come on, like seriously) and Tony Stark fought some... vultures? I guess? And then Kitty, Jalian, Hardison, and Minako all went underground to save the island and the multiverse, which I guess is all in a day's work or something, isn't it? Above ground, the good fight continued, with Aeryn shooting at these vultures outside the Perk. Like, really, we were invaded by birds? I was off island for most of the day, I'm kind of almost sorry I missed the excitement, except for how I'd probably die and I don't want to get pecked off by a buzzard in my prime, here.
At the Dracula was playing... really... crashy music? Which I guess is just heavy metal or something. Mr. Gaunt opened Needful Things, and was accosted by Cassandra, who needed to see a guy about a - I can't even pronounce that word, okay - and some teal deer pelts. I stopped in to make amends for the whole stealing-a-stupid-ceramic-frog thing from him, which went surprisingly well. I guess he's actually a pretty great guy when you're not stealing from his store? And then there was even an after dark rush, with Allie poking around because the island doesn't get new shops all that often, and Dracula taking a peek at the store's art selection.
Over at Caritas, Mike was giving out mustache-candies on a pretty slow night, so naturally the squirrels had to invade like every apartment and house on the island too, because, I dunno, they have a quota or something. Like, why the hell else would anybody care about Tamsin losing her hair and dumping it in the trash? Come on. And, oh jeeze, the super exciting tale of Hardison and Parker rummaging through their apartment for something that got misplaced. Kitty kinda flopped over for a nap after getting back from saving the multiverse and all, and was joined by a dog and by Clint, who decided that napping Kitties are adorable. As ya do. Doctor Lecter stopped by Jono's apartment with a shiny thing in a little bag, but, like, squirrels are useless and seriously, the note just goes on at length about how the shiny thing looked. It was pink and broken. Gold star, Squirrels. Is... is that an illustration in the margins? C'mon. At least the squirrel who grabbed the note about Jess resting up in a hotel room was useful. See, the note here says, "Jess was in a hotel room. Resting. Spider-Man (stupid name) visited to talk about someone they lost, and Sia visited to check up on her and talk about spiders." And like seriously that's all my notes and I have an important phone call to make? So, like, Sparkle Out.