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Fandom Radio, Thursday, January 15, 2015
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sith_happenedRight, it's morning, the squirrels are waving notes at me but at least they let me get coffee before starting this so...it's radio, I'm Anakin Skywalker, and I'm not nearly as upset about doing this as I pretend.
*long pause*
*extended cursing*
And it's one of those days on the island. Watch what you say, everyone. It's all going to be the truth. I'll be avoiding the poodoo out of Obi-Wan today so I don't go on and on about how much I miss him.
*another long pause*
*even more cursing*
Hand me the frelling notes. In classes, Baking made winter-themed cakes that they decorated themselves, Thor explained chain letters in Modern Day Myths--don't send your bank account information to some guy pretending to be a Nigerian prince, that makes you a moron--and Mad Kings and Queens learned about Norton the First, the only emperor of America. I killed an emperor once. He completely deserved it.
*nervous chittering*
You can't possibly be surprised that I've killed people. In the dorms, Johnny's practiced guitar because of course he plays guitar instead of doing homework in his room, and Hannaate her cake in her room. In town, Barry's working on a giant turnip related experiment, so if murderous sentient root vegetables attack next week, we all know who to blame. Anna, still a little unclear on the "people you know from home who are here might not be your person" idea, showed up to yell at Barry for dating Elsa so...good luck with that, everyone, and Kathy stopped by to deliver belated Christmas presents. Obi-Wan was at the Perk drinking nasty tea and we talked about nothing for a while before the combined weight of the past threatened to crush us both and it was incredibly awkward and oh fuck me I'm saying all of this out loud.
*pointed chittering*
I'm sorry I didn't give you warning about the cursing. Tony also stopped in and learned that I'm a giant nerd about mechanics--true--and Obi-Wan learned that Tony's figuring out his own previous selves by listening to the radio archives. Smart of him. Bob noted that Obi-Wan doesn't seem like he's from around here. He's from a galaxy far, far away and shut up, that's still funny.
That's all the notes I have. I'm off to lock myself in my office with tape over my mouth. The rest of you do what you want.
*long pause*
*extended cursing*
And it's one of those days on the island. Watch what you say, everyone. It's all going to be the truth. I'll be avoiding the poodoo out of Obi-Wan today so I don't go on and on about how much I miss him.
*another long pause*
*even more cursing*
Hand me the frelling notes. In classes, Baking made winter-themed cakes that they decorated themselves, Thor explained chain letters in Modern Day Myths--don't send your bank account information to some guy pretending to be a Nigerian prince, that makes you a moron--and Mad Kings and Queens learned about Norton the First, the only emperor of America. I killed an emperor once. He completely deserved it.
*nervous chittering*
You can't possibly be surprised that I've killed people. In the dorms, Johnny's practiced guitar because of course he plays guitar instead of doing homework in his room, and Hannaate her cake in her room. In town, Barry's working on a giant turnip related experiment, so if murderous sentient root vegetables attack next week, we all know who to blame. Anna, still a little unclear on the "people you know from home who are here might not be your person" idea, showed up to yell at Barry for dating Elsa so...good luck with that, everyone, and Kathy stopped by to deliver belated Christmas presents. Obi-Wan was at the Perk drinking nasty tea and we talked about nothing for a while before the combined weight of the past threatened to crush us both and it was incredibly awkward and oh fuck me I'm saying all of this out loud.
*pointed chittering*
I'm sorry I didn't give you warning about the cursing. Tony also stopped in and learned that I'm a giant nerd about mechanics--true--and Obi-Wan learned that Tony's figuring out his own previous selves by listening to the radio archives. Smart of him. Bob noted that Obi-Wan doesn't seem like he's from around here. He's from a galaxy far, far away and shut up, that's still funny.
That's all the notes I have. I'm off to lock myself in my office with tape over my mouth. The rest of you do what you want.